In January of 2008, in anticipation of the presidential election and while I was still active at BigBitch.com (before that website censored me), I put together something titled ‘MY SH#T LIST’. It was conceived as a commentary on the presidential candidates but quickly grew into something more inclusive, and not surprisingly, it featured some pretty snarky remarks.
[We interrupt this broadcast of ‘My Sh#t List’ for this important announcement:
According to federal and local publishing enforcement officials, ‘LOST AND FOUND’, a novella by Bryan Pedus and Brandon Meyers has just been released. It’s a psychological horror story and unlike anything they’ve ever written before. You can learn about it by clicking HERE.
The authorities stress that this is not an emergency – we repeat, this is NOT an emergency, as plenty of copies of ‘Lost And Found’ are currently available. If this HAD been an actual emergency - because supplies were limited - you would have been notified about where to go, where to stick it, and where to get off.
Although supplies are plentiful, you should not wait to order your copy. Remember: He who hesitates is “LOST”... AND maybe never “FOUND”.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.]
--Oz and have your needs met.