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I fell in love with the music of ROBERT JOHNSON in the late 1970s, and played it frequently during the early 1980s while hanging out with THE LEAGUE OF SOUL CRUSADERS in my “Liquidated Youth” (some people have a “drinking buddy” but I had a “drinking gang”). I owned both of the 'KING OF THE DELTA BLUES SINGERS' albums, and though Vol. 1 had Robert Johnson's most revered Blues masterpieces, including his great “devil” tunes, I always preferred Vol. 2 because I felt it contained more sonic variety. Even my Ma loved “They’re Red Hot” because of all the changes in pitch that Johnson’s voice assumes in that cut.
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I played the hell out of Robert Johnson in those days, and the other Soul Crusaders became infected with the Blues as a result. They eventually learned the words to 'Love In Vain' and we’d sing it while driving to the next watering hole.
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I fell in love with the music of ROBERT JOHNSON in the late 1970s, and played it frequently during the early 1980s while hanging out with THE LEAGUE OF SOUL CRUSADERS in my “Liquidated Youth” (some people have a “drinking buddy” but I had a “drinking gang”). I owned both of the 'KING OF THE DELTA BLUES SINGERS' albums, and though Vol. 1 had Robert Johnson's most revered Blues masterpieces, including his great “devil” tunes, I always preferred Vol. 2 because I felt it contained more sonic variety. Even my Ma loved “They’re Red Hot” because of all the changes in pitch that Johnson’s voice assumes in that cut.
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I played the hell out of Robert Johnson in those days, and the other Soul Crusaders became infected with the Blues as a result. They eventually learned the words to 'Love In Vain' and we’d sing it while driving to the next watering hole.
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By
now, everyone’s heard that Johnson sold his soul to the devil for
his prodigious musical talent. (What’re ya tryin’ to do, cast doubt
on one of the great stories in the history of American music? Why ya
blasted commie, I oughta --- a-Woo-Woo-Woo!) And hopefully you know
that Led Zeppelin ripped off Johnson (and Wolf and Muddy) shamelessly
with their first two albums. (Remember that line from Led Zepp II,
where Plant sings, “You
can squeeze my lemon ’til the juice runs down my leg”?
Stole it directly from Robert Johnson. But R.J. wasn’t always so crude with
his “seckshual” references; he could also be funny. In 'From
Four Until Late' he sings, “A woman is like a dresser; some man’s
always rambling through its drawers.”)
I
have myriad Robert Johnson/Booze 'N' Blues memories intertwined
throughout my personal history to keep me company in my sober, old
age. When we League Of Soul Crusaders were in an energetic drinkin’
mood we’d often play Springsteen’s 'BORN TO RUN', 'MORRISON
HOTEL' by The Doors, or 'TOO-RYE-AY'
by Dexy’s Midnight Runners. When I was in a more mellow,
contemplative mood, I’d drink to Van Morrison’s 'ASTRAL WEEKS',
'PIRATES' by Rickie Lee Jones, or 'SMALL CHANGE' by Tom Waits. (Of
course, when we were in a Country-Western frame of mind there was
just no substitute for the album 'MY BABY BUSTED MY HEART BUT I’M
CRYIN’ 'CAUSE I SLICED AN ONION' by Yoey O’Dogherty And His
Corn Liquor Boys.)
But
at 3:30 AM, when all the other Soul Crusaders were passed out, me 'n'
Twinkie would head for his bedroom. I
know what you’re thinkin’, and it wasn’t like that at all!
Despite his nickname, Twinkie and I were both manly men – like
lumberjacks, Jack! And we were just going into his bedroom to listen
to Robert Johnson. One night, we experienced a Liquidated Magical
Moment: We simultaneously heard an R.J. lick that was literally
“IMPOSSIBLE” for a single guitarist to play. Our heads snapped,
and we looked to each other, both of us slack-jawed. We never could
find that exact same spot on the album again when in a sober state,
so it was just one more of those mysterious “thangs” that happen
when Boys 'N' Booze meet (you rummies know what I’m yakkin’
'bout).
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Twinkie’s real surname was “Johnson”, and borrowing the lyric from 'Kind Hearted Woman Blues', we used to sing out “Now there ain’t but the one thing makes Mister Johnson drink” every time he was having female troubles. (And he was ALWAYS having female troubles, so he did a lot of drinking. I only drank when I didn’t have a woman to give me trouble - meaning this lonesome boy also did a lot of drinking.) And Robert Johnson even inspired me to write my own Blues song, 'Devil On My Coattail Blues'. I’d sing it for ya, but I like ya too much to do that.
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Twinkie’s real surname was “Johnson”, and borrowing the lyric from 'Kind Hearted Woman Blues', we used to sing out “Now there ain’t but the one thing makes Mister Johnson drink” every time he was having female troubles. (And he was ALWAYS having female troubles, so he did a lot of drinking. I only drank when I didn’t have a woman to give me trouble - meaning this lonesome boy also did a lot of drinking.) And Robert Johnson even inspired me to write my own Blues song, 'Devil On My Coattail Blues'. I’d sing it for ya, but I like ya too much to do that.
The
best performance of R.J.’s 'Love In Vain' that the Soul Crusaders
ever gave was the night an angry Napoleon (aka Nappy), my brother
(The League’s 5’ 6” “enforcer”), decided to stumble home
from The Music Machine dance club when a smart woman declined his
request for a dance. It would have been about a 12-mile walk, so we
went looking for him shortly after he stormed out. Meanwhile,
Napoleon had entered a bar to buy a cigar for the walk home, when
some "big, fat feller with some artificial hair" started some crap with
Nappy just because he was only 5’ 6”. Well, Nappy – never one
to take any crap – reciprocated with some lip o' his own and then
left the bar with his cigar.
Fat
Feller, figuring he would show his bar buddies how tough he was, went
out after little Nappy and took a swing at him. (Ooooh, big boo-boo,
Fat Feller! Ya just don’t antagonize “Little Mad Guy”). With
freakish quickness, Nappy flicked a left jab to set Fat Feller up,
and immediately followed that with the right cross. Now ordinarily,
Nappy’s right cross is enough to send ANY
man to the next lunar cycle, if not to the Moon itself. But in this
case, being in the “100-proof condition” that he was, Nappy’s
punch merely succeeded in putting Fat Feller’s head into the full-speed Linda Blair Exorcist-Spin Cycle. By the time the headlights of
our van flashed upon the two combatants squared off with each other
in the street, Fat Feller’s head was just coming to a stop, his
toupee was lying in the dirt in the next county, and all of the fight
had gone out of him (who knows where it went, but it was later
reported that something with its tail between its legs was seen
yelping Westbound on Pico Boulevard, moving with great haste toward
the Pacific Ocean).
We
hustled Napoleon into the van while apologizing to Fat Feller (Nappy
was involved in this altercation, so naturally we had just “assumed”
it was his
fault), but undoubtedly Fat Feller couldn’t hear the apology
because of the ringing in his ears. And we drove off singing,
“Ooooh-Ooooh, all my love’s in vain!”
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When
I converted my Robert Johnson albums to compact disc, I bought 'The
Complete Recordings' but the thing gave me the blues because I
didn’t like the fact that all of the alternate takes were placed
back-to-back with their released versions, so that unless I wanted to
take time to program the player first, I was hearing many of the
songs twice in a row. So I later sold that set and acquired 'KING OF
THE DELTA BLUES SINGERS Volume 1 and 2' separately, and I’m much
happier now.
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Whether you need a soundtrack for drinkin’, fightin’, cryin’, or just general 'carrying on' - or need great Blues just for listenin’ to 'cause that’s the kinda guy or gal ya are – 'KING OF THE DELTA BLUES SINGERS' is the real deal, the genuine bust-head article, true Blues for the true you! Buy it today and start creating your own intoxicated Robert Johnson memories.
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Whether you need a soundtrack for drinkin’, fightin’, cryin’, or just general 'carrying on' - or need great Blues just for listenin’ to 'cause that’s the kinda guy or gal ya are – 'KING OF THE DELTA BLUES SINGERS' is the real deal, the genuine bust-head article, true Blues for the true you! Buy it today and start creating your own intoxicated Robert Johnson memories.
But
whatever you do, don’t listen to 'KING OF THE DELTA BLUES SINGERS'
while in public, especially while you’re driving, or you’ll have
M.A.R.J. (Mothers Against Robert Johnson) madd at ya, and that’s
even worse than having Napoleon madd at ya!
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~ Stephen T. McCarthy
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~ Stephen T. McCarthy
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