Saturday, December 18, 2010


This blog bit marks the debut of a new, ongoing feature not to be repeated on a regular basis here at ‘Ferret-Faced Fascist Friends’ called “This Month’s First Annual Quote Of The Week Award”.

This week’s best quote was determined by our panel of judges consisting of Secretary to the Secretary General of the Attorney General’s first Lieutenant Governor, Yoey O’Dogherty, who also serves as the Dictator of ‘The Committee For The Advancement Of Democratic Principles’.

Of all the quotes that were competing for 2010’s monthly award this week, only one was eligible. The competition was fierce and went right down to the wire with Yoey O’Doghety deciding the winner in a unanimous split decision.

The winning quote was shouted softly to Stephen T. McCarthy in an Email that he didn’t receive until Monday because his Email system was not fully operating at minimal capacity until Wednesday.

That concludes the Preface to this Introduction’s Prologue, and finally we approach our final approach and the announcement of the winning quote:

The envelope please. And the winner is . . .

In an Email to me from my dear friend The Flying Aardvark, she was referring to an old friend of hers whom she seldom gets to see anymore, and this is what she wrote:

I would describe her as a very proper Jewish intellectual, who suddenly decided to take up gun collecting and NASCAR recently. I was told she no longer is that into shooting on the weekends and devotes her spare time to following Jimmie Johnson on Twitter.
Apparently guns were the gateway drug leading to the true hillbilly heroin of NASCAR racing.

Do I have funny friends, or what?

But remember, people: guns don’t kill people, bullets do!
And NASCAR is for people who have already died.

Please fail to be with us again next time when we don’t post the next winning quote in this beloved, time-honored, never-to-be-repeated, special event series.

In case I don’t get anything else posted on this blog before Christmas, I wish y’all a merry merry one. And if I do get something else posted here before December 25th, then think of this wish as merely a merry merry premature react-u-lation.

My love to you all, including my political enemies of which there are many!

BUT WAIT! That’s not all! Act NOW, and receive absolutely free, this handsome link below, suitable for clicking!

Earlier this week, my good ol’ friend Dan-The-Man “Cranium” sent me a link to what I later called the “BEST political piece I have thus far encountered during this Christm-- er... during this ‘WINTER’ season!”

Just click on the link below and view the short but GREAT video titled “The 12 Days Of Winter” (Or, “A Very Liberal Twelve Days Of Christmas”). If you don’t love that video, then you obviously found my blog by mistake and may Santa Claus leave pink bunny pajamas in your stocking!

Merry Christmas, y’all!
Yeah, that's right, I said it – “CHRIST”, “CHRIST”, “CHRISTmas!

“The 12 Days Of Winter” (Or, “A Very Liberal Twelve Days Of Christmas”)

~ Stephen T. McCarthy

“And GOD bless us, every one!”
~ Tiny Tim

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  1. That's good stuffs man. I'm gonna share this one.

    Br'er. M

  2. Share, BR'ER, share!

    ~ D-FensDogg
    'Loyal American Underground'

  3. Haha - my annual quote of the week comes from a lovely black girl I was friends with in 7th grade. Instead of buying "lunch" with my dollar *(the lunches blew) I bought 4 pieces of devils' food cake with white icing. Her reply? "You' gonna get the shits, girl!"

    I didn't get the shits, but it sure was funny.

  4. I'm not sure you're allowed to mention that Christ feller on a public site...what about the First Amendment.

    And for the record-NASCAR is not a sport.

    NASCAR fans are paying money to watch traffic.

    Or, said a little less politically correct-it's rednecks watching other rednecks turn left.

  5. ANNIEE451 ~
    -->...I bought 4 pieces of devils' food cake with white icing.

    Money well spent, in my opinion.

    DiscConnected ~
    -->...And for the record - NASCAR is not a sport.

    Damn right! And neither is golf, bowling, surfing, long-distance running, or body-building!

    Hell, not even "Ping-Pong" is a sport - unless a person is playing the game against me or my Brother. Then it's DEFINITELY a "sport". A "blood sport".

    ~ D-FensDogg
    'Loyal American Underground'


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