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commericals, but Barack “Marxslim” Obama’s 666 lies is 666 examples of things
that DO make me cringe even more than do those embarrassing, distasteful
advertisements broadcasted regularly now that we’ve entered ‘Generation Text’.
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Therefore,
I’m always going to interrupt whatever I’ve got going on here (or not going on
here) to bring you the latest about the White House’s resident Liar In Chief.
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The
following story appeared at WorldNetDaily last week. There are only three
legitimate options to choose from: either you believe that 1) Barack “Marxslim”
Obama was born in Kenya, or 2) he was born in Hawaii, but he has hidden his
authentic birth certificate and shown the Americonned People a fake one because
the authentic birth certificate shows that card-carrying communist Frank
Marshall Davis is his biological father, or 3) you believe that the liar in the
White House was born in Kenya AND that his authentic birth certificate
proves that well-known commie Frank Marshall Davis is his biological pop.
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Me? I
think I’m going to pick Door Number 3.
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Who Is
The Dad Who “Taught Him To Love Jazz”?
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Jerome R.
Corsi, a Harvard Ph.D., is a WND senior staff reporter.
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His
father taught him to love jazz?
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So
claims an
email dispatched this week from the Obama campaign soliciting a
donation for a chance to have “Dinner with Barack,” with airfare “on us.” But the
claim is not credible, contends Joel Gilbert, whose documentary “Dreams
from My Real Father” has just been released.
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“How is
this possible?” Gilbert asked.
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“Obama’s
official life story claims he was with Barack Obama, the Kenyan, only one time,
in the early 1970s, and then briefly, for a week or 10 days,” he explained.
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“How was
that enough time to teach 9-year-old Obama to love jazz music? Besides, jazz is
uniquely American. Besides, what evidence is there the Kenyan dug Coltrane?”
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Nevertheless,
on Monday Gilbert received an email solicitation from Julianna Smoot, deputy
campaign manager of Obama for America
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The same
announcement also was posted on the campaign website, encouraging voters to try
to win a dinner with President Obama.
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Smoot
spelled out some of the benefits the winner will enjoy.
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“You can
learn a lot: His dad taught him to love jazz, his girls get crazy-embarrassed
when he dances or sings in public, his dream job is starting point guard for
the Chicago Bulls – and he really looks forward to sharing these meals with
supporters like you.”
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[Obama
campaign donation solicitation, Sept. 16]
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Gilbert’s
first reaction was to assume the Obama campaign was conceding to the major
premise of his documentary: that Frank Marshall Davis was the real, biological
and ideological father of Barack Obama, not Barack Obama, the Kenyan, who came
from Africa in 1959 to attend the University of Hawaii Honolulu
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“There
can be no arguing that there never was an opportunity for the Kenyan Obama to
teach Barry to love jazz,” Gilbert told WND. “However, there was a man who
raised Obama who was a jazz aficionado, his name was Frank Marshall Davis.”
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Gilbert
viewed the ad as a breakthrough.
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“It
appears the Obama campaign is finally admitting I’m right, that Frank Marshall
Davis, the Communist Party USA propagandist and Marxist, was his real father.
So there you have it, Obama is a red diaper baby.”
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In
contrast to the Kenyan Obama, Frank Marshall Davis was widely recognized as a
lover of jazz and an expert.
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After
coming to Hawaii Davis
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One of
his “Frank-ly Speaking” columns can be seen here:
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In
“Dreams from My Real Father,” Gilbert displays nude photos of Obama’s mother,
Ann Dunham, taken at what he determined was Davis 2994 Kalihi Street Honolulu
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In the
one of the photos, a record player and record collection are clearly visible.
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Two jazz
record albums are easily identified – Nat King Cole’s “Love is the Thing” and
Stan Kenton’s “Cuban Fire.”
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“Now
Obama needs to come clean and tell us what Davis
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Still,
Gilbert does not plan to donate to the Obama campaign to enter into the contest
to win the dinner, but he encourages others to do so.
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Borrowing
a line from Smoot’s email, he quipped: “If you win, I will expect a full
report!”
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See the
“Dreams from My Real Father” trailer:
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Dreams
from My Real Father: A Story of Reds and Deception
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By the
way, last week a friend of mine directed my attention to an old Obama bio
produced by his literary agency that stated the Communist Muslim was born in Kenya
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As WND reported, Breitbart News originally
found a brochure from two decades ago in which literary agency Acton
& Dystel promoted Obama as the author of the never-produced “Journeys in
Black and White” by declaring Obama was “born in Kenya Indonesia Hawaii Kenya
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Through
the Internet archive Wayback Machine, WND found an August 2003 listing of
Dystel & Goderich’s author bios, including the following: “Barack Obama was
the first black president of the Harvard Law Review. He was born in Kenya Indonesia Hawaii Chicago
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Even if
the original 1991 brochure’s listing of Kenya
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For the
full story, click HERE.
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If this
had been an actual Constitutional emergency, you would have been told where to
go to obtain your free ObamaPhone.
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My
biological Pa was not a card-carrying commie, but he did enjoy Jazz
vocals, especially the aforementioned Nat King Cole. However, Pa dug Deano
quite a bit as well. So, the following song is for my Pa (not for
Obama’s pappy), an American male who passed his work ethic down to his sons and
who had nuttin’ to hide (no communists in his closet). And that, of
course, explains why a free-market Capitalist like me would never be permitted
to occupy the White House. If I did somehow get elected to the presidency, I am
absolutely certain that the International Bankers who really run America
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Nat King
Cole & Dean Martin - Open Up The Doghouse (Two Cats Are Coming In)
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We now
return you to your regularly scheduled blog bit program in progress.
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~ Stephen
T. McCarthy
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