Saturday, October 29, 2016

2016 PRESIDENTIAL POTPOURRI (Or, ON JACKASSES AND THE BULLHEADED)

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"You know what? We've been bussing people in to deal with you fuckin' assholes for fifty years, and we're not going to stop now!"
~ Scott Foval
Democratic Party Criminal Operative

It still blows my mind how many relatively intelligent people I know who seem to have been bamboozled by the media in this presidential election! It has changed the way I think about some folks, who appear to have been completely incapable of adapting their mindset the very first time a monkey wrench got tossed into the system as they've understood it to be. Day in and day out now, I continually see dead people the letters WTF? in my mind. Where has all the critical thinking gone, long time passing?

I'll be glad when this election is over because I've been tormented by frustration and anger for months now. If not for my daily meditation sessions, I'm sure I'd be slitting the throats of idiots with raw artichokes. (Yeah, they outta choke!)

But then again, maybe all along it's just been me being me. After all, as someone once said of me: "You've got classy, upscale anger. The kind that gets people kicked out of 5-star dive bars."

This is going to be a mash-up of ideas and facts thrown at the walls and ceiling like spaghetti and meatballs. I've given up caring whether or not any of it sticks. I just gotta get a few things off my chest. (Speaking of which, Jim Keltner appeared in a dream I had last night and he told me I had a flabby midsection and moobs. What a jerk! I'll never listen to his stuffs again.)

ARCHIE  BUNKER  TRIES  TO  STRAIGHTEN  OUT  "FATHER  MAJESKI  WITH  THE  BEARD"

Last weekend I stopped by the blog of "Father Majeski With The Beard" and I left the comment and links you see here...

Nice article.

Here's just my Deplorable .06 cents worth, because there's no such thing as TOO MUCH VALID INFORMATION when we're about to cast an important presidential vote, right?

The Election CAN'T Be Stolen!

The Democratic National Committee Cares Deeply About "Legalities And Ethics"!

A Stolen Election? "INCONCEIVABLE!"

Hillary Is Innocent. Then. Now. Forever!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEQvsK5w-jY

The Presstitutes Safeguarding The Election Process

But when in doubt, ALWAYS take The COMMUNIST PARTY's Voting Advice!

~ D'plorable D-FensDogG
'Loyal American Underground'


And what did the Liberal, Progressive lover of truth, justice and the American way say? Nuttin' at all. The Bearded Wonder, that intellectual giant of a eunuch, simply "HILLARIED" my comment. Yup. Rather than respond to it, he hit "DELETE". And so much for the Democrats' ballyhooed praise for Diversity and rage against Censorship. It's all a lie, just like everything else the Dumb-O-Crats say and stand for. (And needless to say, "Father Majeski With The Beard" is NOT one of those "relatively intelligent" people I referred to at the top of this page.)

Those who can't do, teach.
Those who can't debate, delete.


A week ago today, I had to wait in a 40-minute line at my polling place to cast my early vote for Donald Trump. And I did it with joy, after making the 30-something year-old asshole in front of me in the line wearing the "Hillary Is My Homegirl" T-shirt go to the restroom and turn it inside-out.

He was standing in the voting line with his fat, late-60s or early-70s aged mommy (who was in one of those mobility scooters, that I probably bought for her with my taxes). I pointed him out to a polling place monitor who promptly made him go to the restroom and turn his T-shirt inside-out. His mommy asked why he had to do that and the polling place official 'splained it to her. (Ain't that just like a Dumb-O-Crat? She's 69 or 70 years old and STILL doesn't know the rules. "Rules? We don't need no stinkin' rules! Those are for the "other" people, but not for us open-minded, non-racist, non-mean-spirited, bleeding-heart Liberals who only wanna help people everywhere.")

Well, that was one Libtard who found out he was just ahead of a real American patriot who enforced the polling place law on his cheatin', Marxist ass. He'll remember this election as the one where he cast an inside-out vote wearing an inside-out T-shirt, with Hellary's horrible face right up against his flabby chest. (Jim Keltner, THAT gay eunuch had moobs, not ME!)

I've said it before, I'll say it again: If you give a shit about this country then a vote for Trump is the OBVIOUS decision. There is no other choice. A vote for any other candidate in this election is absolutely irresponsible. If a person wants to cast a vote for "Other" because it makes them feel like they're "above it all", I say, thanks for nuttin'. (If Hellary wins, expect me to hunt you down with a raw artichoke!)

Just think of how many more babies will be aborted (MURDERED) if Hellary Clinton is elected. The nominating of Supreme Court justices is crucial, and Trump's nominees will NOT approve of Partial Birth and Late Term abortions. With Hellary, we get this mindset: Murder as many babies as you can, at any time you want, in any grisly fashion your evil heart desires.

Everyone keeps complaining about the two legitimate contenders. I don't share that view in the least! With the exception of when RON PAUL was running, I've never been so excited to vote for a candidate as I was in casting an early ballot for Donald Trump.

The 'Communist Party USA' hates Trump. So does Bill and Hillary Clinton. The Democrat party hates Trump. And the Republican party hates him, as well as the Mainstream Media, and ALL of Wall Street (aka the International Bankers, aka Corporate America). When every single person and organization that I absolutely hate HATES one candidate, then I have DEFINITELY found my candidate! 


Hated by the Commies, the Dumb-O-Crats, the Repugnantcan GOP, the Mainstream Media, and ALL of Wall Street (the REAL "Wizards Behind The Curtain"). If that's not an "OUTSIDER" then pray tell, who WOULD be? What would an "OUTSIDER" look like? What part of the Establishment, other than those parts I just named, would hate him? She-eee-esh! This ain't even Laundromat Science, sheeple!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYozWHBIf8g


So, when I cast my vote for Trump, I was asked my name and my address. I gave them that information, never even bothering to mention which unit number I live in here. And, no, they didn't bother to ask the unit number, either. Then I was told to sign next to the label with my name on it. I signed my name, and even I was genuinely shocked at how poorly my signature looked. (I think I still had a lot of adrenaline shooting through my veins after undermining the underhanded cheating of "Hillary Is My Homegirl" Boy.) 

I was sure they were going to question me about the shitty signature, which looked very little like how I normally sign my name. But, NOPE, no problem. Move along -- nuttin' to see here. I was not asked to show ANY FORM OF IDENTIFICATION WHATSOEVER! No photo I.D., no driver's license, no Social Security card, no NUTTIN'! All I needed to do was know how to spell my name, state my (not even full) address, and scribble something on a clipboard that was hardly even a reasonable facsimile of my signature. 

Gee, it would be real difficult for someone to have stolen my vote, huh? No way the Democrat Dead could vote in Nevada, folks! You can sleep well in the USA, peoples, assured that this election is safe from fraud and will be an HONEST representation of the voters' will. (In other words: We're screwed.)

Question: "Will Hellary Clinton win the 2016 Presidential election?"
Magic 8 Ball sez:  "Better Not Tell You Now"

Gee, thanks for nuttin'!

I still believe my best blog bit of this election can be found HERE.

~ Stephen T. McCarthy

Thursday, October 20, 2016

VOTE ANIMAL HOUSE! VOTE CLINTON!

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Third Presidential Debate, 10/19/2016
CLINTON: You know, President Obama said the other day when you’re whining before the game is even finished it just shows you’re not up to doing the job. And let’s — you know, let’s be clear about what he is saying and what that means. He is denigratinghe’s talking down our democracy. And I, for one, am appalled that somebody who is the nominee of one of our two major parties would take that kind of position.

THE OTTER DEFENSE (from 'Animal House')
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PYb_anBMus

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The following video goes "up to eleven" minutes, and it should change your hellish Hellary vote...

Is Trump Right That The Election’s “Rigged”? Here’s The Evidence
by Rebel Media
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2dueNX4vT0 


~ Stephen T. McCarthy 
(D'plorable D-FensDogG)
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Tuesday, October 18, 2016

OCTOBER SURPRISES (Or, TO HELL WITH LEGALITIES AND ETHICS!)

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"It doesn't matter what the friggin' Legal and Ethics people say, we need to win this motherfucker."
Scott Foval
National Field Director at 'Americans United For Change'
 
Screw legalities and ethics -- There's the Democrat philosophy straight from the Democrat horse's ass! Scott Foval: Captain Obvious.

The Democratic National Committee (DNC) has been loaded with lying cheaters for as long as any of us have been alive. It's really an arm of the Communist Party, where the prevailing maxims are: "Come to power" (by any means necessary) because "The end justifies the means".
 
 
Just in the last few days we've had several political "October Surprises". Everyone thought it was all about Donald Trump and the old tape of him yakking about women. But that was just the beginning, and now the October Bombshells of REAL SIGNIFICANCE are dropping and landing directly on Hellary Clinton's horns.
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DNC ELECTION COMMISSIONER ADMITS TO DEMOCRAT VOTE FRAUD

DNC ADMITS TO INSTIGATING VIOLENCE AT TRUMP RALLIES

MO' MASSIVE VOTER CHEATING ADMITTED BY DEMOCRAT PHUQS
 
 
BREAKING NEWS
Hillary Fixer Breaks Ranks: I Arranged Sex Trysts For Her — With Men & WOMEN (click HERE)
 
And as if all that weren't enough, the Communist Party USA has something to say... 

THE COMMUNIST PARTY STRONGLY URGES YOU TO VOTE FOR HILLARY CLINTON (click HERE)
 
When the Communist Party is practically begging you to vote for Crooked Clinton, what more evidence do you need in order to KNOW that you should vote for Trump? SERIOUSLY! What genuine American follows the voting advice of the Communist Party?  

AN  EXCELLENT  BOOK,  NEVER  OUT  OF  DATE...  UNFORTUNATELY

If for no other reason, We The People should vote for Donald Trump just so that the Democrat party leaders, those dirty dog sons-of-bitches, don't get away with their vote fraud and other crimes for once!
 
~ Stephen T. McCarthy
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Friday, October 14, 2016

SHAFT'D

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An online buddy of mine, Deplorable Wish In One Handism, wrote a Barack Obama parody version of the song 'Barbara Ann'. Or was it 'At The Hop'? Well, anyway, it gave me the idea to do a similar thing based on the theme from 'SHAFT'.

The next day, I happened to mention this idea to another friend of mine, Deplorable DogGette, and before you could say "Gay, Marxist Muslim from Kenya", she had written the whole thing!

But because Deplorable DogGette is really a Sweet Polly Purebred at heart, she wasn't able to bring herself to put in the (necessary) profanity. But here I come to save the day! there's no need to fear... Stephen T. is here! (I mixed up my metaphors cartoon characters there for a moment.)

So, I inserted the profanity and changed a couple lines and the result is the first ever Deplorable DogGette and Deplorable D-FensDogG collaboration.

So, let's get to it. First, here's the original to jog your amnesia...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEaRCAcfOEQ



And here are the new lyrics that my friend and I came up with...

(SHAFT'D!)
 
Who’s the half-White politician who blames you for the Black condition?  
(SHAFT’D!)
It’s genetic


Who’s the first "Black" president who makes sure all your money’s spent?
(SHAFT’D!)
It's Bush's fault!

His stimulus didn’t stimulate; Race relations: a slap in the face. 
(SHAFT’D!)
Spot-on!

[Spoken:] They say this cat Barack is a dumb mother--
(Shut your mouth!)
I'm talkin' 'bout Barack
(Then we can dig it.)
--fucker.


He's a mysterious man, wrecking the land like only a Marxist can.
(GOT SHAFT'D!)
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~ Deplorable DogGette & Stephen T. McCarthy
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Thursday, October 13, 2016

"REAL MEN" DON'T VOTE BITCH (Or, HAVE YOU ANY BALLS TODAY?)

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meme by ProvDog

Friday, October 7, 2016

STUMP FOR TRUMP (Or, C'MON, PEOPLE, THIS AIN'T LAUNDROMAT SCIENCE!)

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A friend of mine recently sent me an Email copy of pastor Chuck Baldwin's article 'My Analysis Of The First Presidential Debate' (click HERE). I sent him the following r-E-ply:


As I'm sure you know, I have liked and respected Chuck Baldwin for years. And that's still true. And like Chuck, I have been a "A Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils Is Still A Vote For Evil" kind of guy for LONGER than you have even known I existed on the planet.  But I'll state with 100% honesty that I don't consider Chuck's analysis on most topics to be superior to my own. Chuck has never been my teacher.

I agree with just about everything Chuck said in this article except for one major statement:

>>... "I am one of these libertarian / constitutionalists who is still undecided as to who I will vote for for President this November."

It's actually pretty pathetic, in my opinion, that as late as a week ago he still hadn't made up his mind who he was voting for! 
 
Yes, it's absolutely true that "A Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils Is Still A Vote For Evil", but this is an election like none other in our entire lifetime! And as the saying goes, "There's an exception to every rule". This is one of those times. This is one of those times because in THIS situation the "lesser evil" is SO ASTOUNDINGLY LESS EVIL than the "more evil" that I consider it a dereliction of patriotic duty to vote for anyone other than Donald Trump in this election. Particularly because the winner is going to be Trump or Illery, Killery, Hellary Clinton, and everyone else has the same odds of becoming president as I do!

Well, first of all, I don't even know that Trump is "evil". He's a bit of a buffoon at times, and he has a gargantuan ego, and he's certainly not a genuine Christian, but that doesn't make him "evil". So he may not even be the "lesser of two evils" at all. If he's evil, let's see the proof! Who's got it? Because I've been paying super-close attention in this election cycle and I've seen NOTHING from even the most ardent Dumb-O-Crat to indicate Trump is evil. He's got plenty of faults and foibles, but so do you and I. That doesn't mean we're evil -- just human. Hellary, on the other hand is INDEED EVIL, and probably literally demonically-possessed as well!
 
 
I illustrated every aspect of my viewpoint with precision in the following blog bit: 

Sunday, September 11, 2016  

I think I may have linked you to that previously, but I'm not under the impression that you've read it.

There's no way for anyone to know whether or not Trump will do all or even any of the things he says he will. But if he does even a couple of them, it would automatically make him the single best president in our lifetime! By far (nothing else is even close!!) our nation's biggest secular, political problem is The Federal Reserve System. Fix that and it would immediately fix about 80% of the USA's problems. Trump has said that as president he will audit The Federal Reserve. The ONLY OTHER presidential candidates who've ever promised to do that were Ron Paul, the Constitution Party candidates, and possibly Barry Goldwater. [*Note: I have since realized that Dopey Johnson claims he too would audit The Fed. But Gary Johnson is still a dope.]

Trump has said he will secure the border from illegal immigrants, he will alter our disastrous trade agreements with NAFTA, and he will reinstate the Glass-Steagall Act. What the hell are we looking for in a president? MORE than this, realistically? If Trump did even TWO of those things it would improve this country by leaps and bounds! WTH is there to think about in this election?!

That TNA William Jasper article I linked to in my blog bit ACCURATELY begins THIS way:

Hedge fund billionaires, Wall Street mega-bankers, Hollywood movie moguls, RINOs (Republicans In Name Only), ultra-Left “Progressive” Democrats, and Big Media journalistas have all ganged up on one man. Together with an AstroTurf army of neocon pundits, radical academics, student activists, and street agitators funded by the Big Foundations and Big Government, they have united to stop that one man: Donald J. Trump.

George Soros, David Rockefeller, Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, Michael Bloomberg, Steven Spielberg, Jeff Bezos, and a bevy of other uber-rich titans have teamed up with National Review, the Weekly Standard, the New York Times, the Washington Post, CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, NPR, et al., to ensure that “The Donald” never makes it into the White House. Some of these plutocrats — Soros, Buffett, and Spielberg — have taken the full “I’m With Her” Hillary Rodham Clinton loyalty pledge. Many of the anti-Trump “Republican” and “conservative” poseurs, on the other hand, have not formally taken the Hillary plunge, but their implacable “Never Trump” stance amounts to the same thing.

Not since 1964 has the political and financial establishment gone into such full-tilt mode against a presidential candidate. In fact, the establishment elites are shamelessly recycling the same vicious propaganda tactics against Donald Trump that they employed against Republican U.S. Senator Barry Goldwater, then the rising star of the conservative/anti-communist movement.
 
 
Even if Trump's faking it and isn't really the threat to the New World Order that he seems to be, we know one thing for sure: The Wizards Behind The Curtain absolutely BELIEVE that Trump is a threat to their satanic agenda. They wouldn't have organized all of their tools against him this way if they didn't believe that. He's certainly worth chancing our vote on!

But good ol' Chuck Baldwin still isn't sure who he's voting for, eh? Well, I got news for Chuck, not only is this NOT Rocket Science, it ain't even phuqin' Laundromat Science! Apparently Chuck ain't as politically sharp as I once thought he was. Regardless of what does or does not come of it, a vote for Donald Trump in 2016 is as obvious a political no-brainer as I've ever encountered. And if Chuck doesn't come to that decision by November 8th, I'm done reading anything he has to say. I have already lost a certain amount of respect for him over this, and I will lose ALMOST ALL OF MY RESPECT if he doesn't wise up by the time he goes to the polling place to cast his vote.
 
~ Stephen T. McCarthy
 
 
POSTSCRIPT: Because all work and no play makes Stephen a dull DogG, I am including some clever Hellary Cunton parody songs for your enjoyment:
  
'Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire' Hillary Song
 
'Delete It'
 

Tuesday, October 4, 2016

SENATOR JOE McCARTHY VS. BARACK OLIAR

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~ by ProvDog
(aka Stephen T. McCarthy)