THE TRUTH ABOUT TRUTH:

All truth passes through three stages.
First, it is ridiculed.
Second, it is violently opposed.
Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.



Friday, October 14, 2016

SHAFT'D

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An online buddy of mine, Deplorable Wish In One Handism, wrote a Barack Obama parody version of the song 'Barbara Ann'. Or was it 'At The Hop'? Well, anyway, it gave me the idea to do a similar thing based on the theme from 'SHAFT'.

The next day, I happened to mention this idea to another friend of mine, Deplorable DogGette, and before you could say "Gay, Marxist Muslim from Kenya", she had written the whole thing!

But because Deplorable DogGette is really a Sweet Polly Purebred at heart, she wasn't able to bring herself to put in the (necessary) profanity. But here I come to save the day! there's no need to fear... Stephen T. is here! (I mixed up my metaphors cartoon characters there for a moment.)

So, I inserted the profanity and changed a couple lines and the result is the first ever Deplorable DogGette and Deplorable D-FensDogG collaboration.

So, let's get to it. First, here's the original to jog your amnesia...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEaRCAcfOEQ



And here are the new lyrics that my friend and I came up with...

(SHAFT'D!)
 
Who’s the half-White politician who blames you for the Black condition?  
(SHAFT’D!)
It’s genetic


Who’s the first "Black" president who makes sure all your money’s spent?
(SHAFT’D!)
It's Bush's fault!

His stimulus didn’t stimulate; Race relations: a slap in the face. 
(SHAFT’D!)
Spot-on!

[Spoken:] They say this cat Barack is a dumb mother--
(Shut your mouth!)
I'm talkin' 'bout Barack
(Then we can dig it.)
--fucker.


He's a mysterious man, wrecking the land like only a Marxist can.
(GOT SHAFT'D!)
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~ Deplorable DogGette & Stephen T. McCarthy
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4 comments:

  1. Well done. I'll buy the CD when it's finished.

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    1. I'm holding you to that!!

      ~ D-FensDogG
      'Loyal American Underground'

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  2. Is that what's called a Cuban Cabana Hat?

    Great job with the lyrics!

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    1. Thanks, PIGTAILS!

      I think it's called a "Communist Cabeza Covering".

      ~ D-FensDogG

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