An online buddy of mine, Deplorable Wish In One Handism, wrote a Barack Obama parody version of the song 'Barbara Ann'. Or was it 'At The Hop'? Well, anyway, it gave me the idea to do a similar thing based on the theme from 'SHAFT'.
The next day, I happened to mention this idea to another friend of mine, Deplorable DogGette, and before you could say "Gay, Marxist Muslim from Kenya", she had written the whole thing!
But because Deplorable DogGette is really a Sweet Polly Purebred at heart, she wasn't able to bring herself to put in the (necessary) profanity. But
So, I inserted the profanity and changed a couple lines and the result is the first ever Deplorable DogGette and Deplorable D-FensDogG collaboration.
So, let's get to it. First, here's the original to jog your amnesia...
And here are the new lyrics that my friend and I came up with...
Who’s the half-White politician who blames you for the Black condition?
It's Bush's fault!
(Shut your mouth!)
~ Deplorable DogGette & Stephen T. McCarthy