2016 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION: FINAL ANALYSIS
Ding!-Dong! The Bitch is dead.
Long live President Underdog!
Do you want what's behind Door Number 1 or what's behind Door Number 2? Me, I choose Door Number 2.
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Without a trace of hyperbole, I am declaring the 2016 Presidential Election to be The American Revolution, Part 2. In keeping with my personal tradition, I'm going to be blunt. In this analogy...
If you voted for Donald Trump, you were a courageous American revolutionary fighting against overwhelming odds for your nation's liberty. (I truly love all of you, my fellow "Deplorables". I thank you, and may God Bless you all! )
If you voted for Hellary Clinton, you were a Redcoat, an anti-freedom soldier of the British tyranny.
If you voted for a Third Party candidate, then you were a Tory -- an American supporting the British enemy. Also known as "a traitor to your country".
How's that? Which part did you play in this second Revolutionary War?
Considering the fact that it was a 100% certainty that either Donald Trump or Hellary Clinton was going to be the next president of the United States, and without even taking into account the exceedingly important Economics issue, my vote was based on four essential points:
#1: A vote for Hellary Clinton was a vote for untold millions more Late-Term and Partial-Birth Abortions.
2: A vote for Hellary Clinton was a vote in accord with the strong voting advice of the Communist Party USA. No genuine American Patriot could possibly vote the way the Communist Party advises them to.
3: A vote for Hellary Clinton was likely a vote for World War III with Russia and the launching of nuclear weapons.
4: "Real Men" don't vote for Women to lead them. Anyone who thinks this is a joke does not know, or disregards as unimportant, The Holy Bible -- the Word of God. He established the order, not me.
I repeat, it was a 100% certainty that either Trump or Clinton would be the president. Therefore, anyone who voted for a Third Party candidate, although they may not have voted FOR Late-Term / Partial-Birth abortions, FOR the Communist Party USA, or FOR a nuclear World War III with Russia, they sure as hell DID NOT VOTE AGAINST THEM! Shame on you Tories! Now you should thank a "Deplorable" for standing against those things for your sorry ass.
I've been telling people that this election is one of the most astounding things I've ever seen. Trump had to fight EVERYTHING -- The Wizards Behind The Curtain (aka International Bankers), the Mainstream Media, the cheating, lying Democrat party (aka the Marxocrats), the millennial Snowflake Libtards, and Communists everywhere. And he even had to fight against his own political party, the Repugnantcans.
The ONLY thing Trump had on his side was..... US, the everyday people of both genders (SURPRISE! -- there's only two) and all races -- Blacks, Whites, Hispanics, Asians, you name it. Yes, WE the patriotic, working class people (aka the "Basket of Deplorables"). And guess what. WE were enough to help Trump overturn the whole demonic system. Go ahead, pat yourself on the back and have a drink -- you sure as 'Hellary Clinton is going to Hell' deserve 'em!
In an election campaign that has been so improbable, the IMPOSSIBLE has happened!
In my 57 years, I have only witnessed one other thing that I might be able to use as an analogy for Trump's improbable campaign and impossible victory, and here it is...
Up until the very end, when Election Campaign Fatigue really set in and I started to get cranky -- feeling violent and starting to lose my sense of humor -- I enjoyed like mad the stuffs I was reading at the Alternative News sources I frequented. People at sites like Breitbart, World Net Daily, The Conservative Treehouse, InfoWars, Gateway Pundit, YouTube, NeedToKnow.News, Wikileaks and Project Veritas did a FANTASTIC job of countering the lies, exposing crooked Clinton's corruption, and highlighting the outrageous bias of the Mainstream Media.
And my fellow Conservatives kept me in stitches. (I'm so proud of y'all!) It was a blast to read (and contribute to) the arguments in website comment sections, where the Deplorables routinely knocked the Libtards for a row of lib-labs. We made them look even sillier than they were to begin with. All the Marxocrats had were the usual false accusations like "racist", "homophobe", "xenophobe" et al.
But the Conservatives really rose to the occasion with some of the most clever, guffaw-out-loud remarks and memes I've ever encountered. I have a Word File filled with hilarious Conservative comments and rebuttals I copied from comment sections where the Deplorables defended Trump while doing battle with the minions of Hell's Grandma.
If nuttin' else, make no mistake about THIS: The 2016 Presidential Campaign proved once and for all that Conservatives are wittier and more creative than are Liberals.
Heck, the Conservatives even took Commie Michael Moore's words and turned them into pro-Trump videos that went viral:
God knows you People were great!! I've got tears in my eyes while typing these words. If you didn't vote for Donald Trump, it was as if you watched the whole game except that you went to the bathroom during the bottom of the ninth inning when Kirk Gibson came to the plate.
Here are links to a couple of post-election articles I really liked and recommend to you:
Trump Victory Is A Win For The Little Guy Over The Elite
by Michael Goodwin
This excerpt comes from the following article:
At 7 p.m., there was no sign of a popular uprising led by Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump. There was no sign at 8 p.m. There was still no sign as time inexorably marched on. Something would have to break.
And then it did.
Like a scene out of the film “It’s a Wonderful Life”, people had begun to pray. But not just in one small town. Across America. And around the world. ...
As they prayed, something began to stir...
Signs Of Divine Intervention In Trump Victory
by Garth Kant
Yes, I'm inclined to believe in that. For one thing, I saw it happening. I also had prayed about this and from work I was watching live updates on the voting results. Check my older posts -- I had said all along that Trump was going to win this election easily and that the only way Hellary could get the presidency was if the Marxocrats cheated big enough. My sole worry was whether the Trumpslide would be large enough to overcome the voter fraud and machine rigging of the Dumb-O-Crats.
But while watching the live returns, I saw that Trump was losing Florida and was WAY behind in Ohio. I knew that he HAD to win at least one of those states, if not BOTH. My friends and I were texting each other furiously. But Trump fell so far behind that for about 10 minutes, I confess, I lost faith. I kept watching, but I thought the contest was OVER and very early, too.
Trump was getting clobbered in North Carolina. I was shocked to my toes! I didn't think he could lose North Carolina. My friend in Tennessee with friends and family in Ohio texted that she found it hard to believe he was losing so badly in Ohio because everyone she knew was voting for him. At 5:08 my time, she texted: "Yeah, looks like Florida is a goner." Some of us were losing hope.
But then suddenly I noticed that every couple minutes Trump started ticking up another percentage point in Ohio. And then his numbers started shifting upward in Florida and North Carolina, too. After about 10 minutes of this, a fellow Deplorable at work came rushing up to me and said excitedly, "Are you watching this?!" He'd seen it happening too. Trump was surging. My Brother texted, "This is freaking interesting! This is a long way from over." I texted a friend in Lake Tahoe, "He's making a massive comeback!" And my Colorado friend texted: "I just cannot believe what I'm watching. I am in complete and utter awe. I have chills down my spine."
The Florida friend texted: "He's winning in Michigan. ... He is going to win Ohio. ... He is winning in Florida. I think he will win here too."
And then some time later she texted: "People are losing their shit on social media. ... They are using words like 'distraught'. ... When MSNBC starts talking about a Trump win... They look like they are going to cry."
And then finally, "Clinton has shut down her HQ. People are leaving."
And that's when I started texting out: "Hokey-Smoke! The Fat Lady is singing... er, I mean, LEAVING!"
WE THE PEOPLE had won The Second American Revolution!! And the next day, November 9th, my Brother texted me to say, "It's mornin' in America. All aboard the Trump Train!!!!"
But the night before, after some of us had lost faith and hope, only to see Donald Trump come fighting back in the voting returns, my friend in Washington state put it all succinctly in great Biblical form: "I'd lost it [faith] too. "Could you not watch with Me one hour?" And me, after my recent post about how an angel had visited me in 2001 with a basic message about Faith... I was a bit ashamed of myself, I must confess. Well, live and learn... over and over and over again.
Some folks are yakking about Hellary Clinton winning the Popular Vote. Yeah, right. Tell ya what, get back to me on that AFTER you have deducted the Democrat Dead People's vote, the Illegal Aliens' vote, the Bussed-In Multi-Voter votes, the Voting Machine flipped votes, and all the votes of the Ex-Con Felons who were suddenly granted permission to vote. After you clean up that stinking mess, THEN and ONLY THEN will we discuss the Popular Vote.
And now, if Donald Trump can manage to stay alive, perhaps we can finally... DRAIN THE SWAMP!!
Alright, that's it from me. Now I'm gonna do my meditation session, then get on my trusty old bicycle and ride to The Peppermill casino, because God knows that after this emotional roller-coaster ride of an election.....
~ Stephen T. McCarthy