Not far from where I live here in Phoenix, Airheadzona, is a house I have occasion to drive past on a semi-regular basis. I’ve never actually spoken with the residents but judging from the handmade “Peace On Earth” sign that’s been hanging across the front of their house for years and the parade of anti-Bush signs that made appearances during the 8-year debacle under King George W(ish I had a brain) Bush, it’s a pretty safe bet that the people living in the Billboard House are registered Democrats. I mean, let’s be honest, only a Screwball Squirrel Liberal would permanently hang an ugly hand-lettered “Peace On Earth” sign on the front of their house.
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[The Peace Sign.]
The “Peace On Earth” sign had been displayed all by its lonesome since King "W" left office and Mr. Hope Change took over the White House with help from his Marxist friends. But early last week, I suddenly discovered that the peace sign had company. When you hear of rumors that even many Democrats who voted for USAP are now turning against him and causing a drop in his approval numbers, you’d better believe them. The evidence is on the front of this house. The sign may be a bit hard to read, so I’ve printed the text below it:
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[A sign of Democrat Dissatisfaction.]
To: Camp Obama and U.N. Nobel Peace Prize
DPT: Marsha Clarck O.J.’s prosecutor was made
Woman Of The Year after she lost O.J.s case!
Obama received 2009 Nobel Peace
Prize!? What for?! For: talkeng, traveleng,
spendeng, promesseng….Michelle haw
about giving back? I was less than a slave here in U.S.
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[A Nut House beats a Full House hands-down.]
If you were wondering about the unique spelling on that political sign, remember this is Airheadzona – how many times I gotta tell ya how dumb these people is?
Don’t bother asking about the “slave” reference as I haven’t even a clue to its meaning.
As for the property values . . . never mind. The sad fact is that our home prices are now so low in Phoenix that even neighbors like these in the Billboard House can’t diminish them further. Airheadzona sez: “Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled spelling bee dropouts.”
~ Stephen T. McCarthy
Doggtor of Blogology, and author of the best-selling books ‘Drunken Driving On The Information Superhighway’ and ‘Blogging For Fun & Profit, Hope & Change, Gin & Vermouth, and T.& A.’
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This doesn't even come near to qualifying as outsider art like Howard Finster and folks like him. At least the stuff those folk artists puts in front of thayr houses has some colorful pitures and they even spel write I think.
ReplyDeleteThank goodness in my neighborhood nobody's been putting up weird signs like that, only "house for rent" and "foreclosure sale by bank" signs.
Lee
>>[only "house for rent" and "foreclosure sale by bank" signs.]<<
ReplyDeleteHa!-Ha! Yeah, we've got plenty of those around here too, but at least the spelling is correct and the lettering is neat.
~ Stephen
Doggtor of Bad Blogology
I wonder if the banks are going to have troops stand outside each foreclosed home to keep the 90% unemployed population out of them. After all, it would just go along with the hope and change, yes we can slogans.
ReplyDeleteBR'ER ~
ReplyDeleteThe Guv'ment is probably thinking that the 90% unemployment figure will be a good thing because those people will be required to join the military for employment. And with the largest military in the world, we can conquer every other country in the world. There's going to be a One-World Guv'ment and that guv'ment will be US! (U.S.)
~ Stephen
<"As a dog returns to his own vomit,
so a fool repeats his folly."
~ Proverbs 26:11>