McDoggs & McDoggettes . . .
As if it weren’t bad enough that we have a lying-ass fraud in the White House, the Black & White Red is now making us the laughingstock of the rest of the world!
Do you remember when Barack “USAP” Obama had a reputation for being a good speaker? Never mind that two out of every three words he spoke were lies, and never mind that he seemed to be reduced to a dummy without its ventriloquist every time he tried to wing it without his Teleprompter, at least we could all agree that he sounded fairly good while lying.
Well, now he doesn’t even sound good lying anymore.
“Hope And Change”.
Yeah, I “Hope” the Black & White Red will “Change” it up a little and – sheesh! – find some new phrases for his lying lips, because these monotonous retreads have gotten so old that even the rest of the world has grown weary of hearing ‘em.
Yeah, I “Hope” the Black & White Red will “Change” it up a little and – sheesh! – find some new phrases for his lying lips, because these monotonous retreads have gotten so old that even the rest of the world has grown weary of hearing ‘em.
I’m concerned that if the Kenyan half-brother gets reelected for another term, all the other countries in the world will become allied against ‘US’ :
OBAMA: All countries are close allies!!
[Good idea. ZIP IT!]
~ Stephen T. McCarthy
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YE OLDE COMMENT POLICY: All comments, pro and con, are welcome. However, ad hominem attacks and disrespectful epithets will not be tolerated (read: "posted"). After all, this isn’t Amazon.com, so I don’t have to put up with that kind of bovine excrement.
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He is still forming complete sentences (unlike George Dubya) even though he could use a new spin on his favorite "closest and strongest allies" phrase...maybe nearest and dearest, or wettest and wildest.
ReplyDeleteI guess he could sing some more instead.
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ReplyDeleteHa! You make a good point, Brother. Even at his worst, he's still a better speaker than was 'Brain-Dead Bush'.
I own all three of Jacob Weisberg's little booklets: 'George W. Bushisms'; More George W. Bushisms'; 'Still More George W. Bushisms'.
I bust those out every once in awhile when I'm in need of a good laugh.
Some people tried to pass off all of W's "Bushisms" as just the results of a person who mangled his English, but actually, only a genuine, card-carrying "Moron" could have said some of the things he did.
~ D-FensDogg
'Loyal American Underground'
Ah come on, say it;Without the teleprompters, fancy speech/joke writers, and spin doctors this guy is just a buffoon. He couldn't even pull off being a good Chicago street punk. He can't even pull off a good pensive look. He certainly isn't pulling off being a good US President. "Hey Barry, the whole world is watching and their laughing...at you, not with you."
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ReplyDeleteYou are certainly right that "USAP" Obama can't even pull off a good "Chicago street punk".
Part of his problem in that area is that he is just another spoiled little shit, like almost ALL Marxists were. Anybody who thinks "Communism" represents an uprising of the working class has a hell of a lot to learn about the Communist movement.
The leaders were always "nonworking", "narcissistic", pseudo-"intellectual" shitz.
Obama is unquestionably a... well, I hate using this word because it demeans a very important female body part, and truthfully, Obama, as a person & president (as opposed to a God-created soul) doesn't rise to this level of value, but... Obama is a...
I'm sorry, I just can't bring myself to write it.
I tell ya what, the word I'm thinking of rhymes with "pussy".
Oops. That was like "100% close" to the word I had in mind.
I mean, seriously, shouldn't I at least think a second time before throwing the first punch at a "Chicago street punk"? I'm only 5'8" but I KNOW "USAP" wouldn't survive the first round in a celebrity vs. noncelebrity boxing match with me.
In fact, I'll bet that "when they get home at night, Michelle, his psychopathic wife, thrashes him within inches of his life".
(Who said "Pink Floyd and Politics don't mix"?)
~ D-FensDogg
'Loyal American Underground'
At least it was not the word I first thought you were going for.
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