A New American Game Show: 'WHO BE BLACKER THAN THE PREZ?'

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“Hey, do it, now! . . . ”

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Yo, Dogg, my bro ‘n’ homeboy Nappy and me be hangin’ at the pad today, drinkin’ brews and talkin’ shit ‘bout the good ol’ daze.

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We be axin’ each other, “Does you remem'er this?” and “Does you remem'er that?” Then I axed Nappy if he liked this certain song from 1976, and he say he always be diggin’ that jam, man.

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I be surprised like a mofo, ‘cause I din’t think Whitey Nappy be Black enuf to be gettin’ on down with his bad self to such a funky Black-wannabe band from Steubenville, Ohio. 
(Shee-it! How White ya gotta be to live in a town called Steubenville? Might’s well be called “Crackerburg”.)

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But we done brought da tune up on YouTube, Dogg, an’ to my utter ‘mazement, Brother Nappy started “dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'.” And just then it hit me... 
Oh, das right! Once upon a time, me an’ Nappy wuz the only White boys on-a otherwise all-Black baseball team, an' we never even noticed that we wuz mi-nor-i-ties! 

“Man, that shit could really happen!”

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So, anyway, like, we wuz diggin’ the tune an’ shit, and then I suddenly got this genius idea. I remembered back to how Prezduhdent Barack Obama looked all girlie ‘n’ shit when he be throwin’ out the first pitch at baseball games:

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Raw Video: Obama Throws Out First Pitch

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-ftnSTu-CM

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And daz when I thought: That punk ain’t Black at all!  Shit, I know lotsa White boys who be Blacker’n the Prez!

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That’s when I come up with my funny funky idea for a new American game show. I mean, there be lotsa famous game shows before. Y’all remem'er these? :

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But now I be all proposin’ ‘n’ shit that we have a new game show called ‘WHO BE BLACKER THAN THE PREZ?’

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It’s really eazy. All ya gotta do is say that this dude or that dude be “Blacker than the prez”, and as long as the dude you name ain’t really Black, you finnin’ tuh be a winner! This game gon’ have LOTSA WINNERS ‘cause we don’ wanna be dis’in’ no mofo’s self-esteem ‘n’ shit. Ya dig? It’z all good, Bro!

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So, go ‘head, Dogg, an’ tell me who you think be ‘BLACKER THAN THE PREZ’.

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I’m-a get the game started by sayin’ . . . “WILD CHERRY - those White boys from Steubenville, Ohio – they be Blacker than the Prez.” :

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Wild Cherry - Play That Funky Music

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe1ScoePqVA

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Now it’s yo' turn, Dogg! Who be Blacker Than The Prez? 
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“Hey, do it, now! . . . ”

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~ Stephen T. McCarthy 

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