Saturday, October 29, 2016

2016 PRESIDENTIAL POTPOURRI (Or, ON JACKASSES AND THE BULLHEADED)

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"You know what? We've been bussing people in to deal with you fuckin' assholes for fifty years, and we're not going to stop now!"
~ Scott Foval
Democratic Party Criminal Operative

It still blows my mind how many relatively intelligent people I know who seem to have been bamboozled by the media in this presidential election! It has changed the way I think about some folks, who appear to have been completely incapable of adapting their mindset the very first time a monkey wrench got tossed into the system as they've understood it to be. Day in and day out now, I continually see dead people the letters WTF? in my mind. Where has all the critical thinking gone, long time passing?

I'll be glad when this election is over because I've been tormented by frustration and anger for months now. If not for my daily meditation sessions, I'm sure I'd be slitting the throats of idiots with raw artichokes. (Yeah, they outta choke!)

But then again, maybe all along it's just been me being me. After all, as someone once said of me: "You've got classy, upscale anger. The kind that gets people kicked out of 5-star dive bars."

This is going to be a mash-up of ideas and facts thrown at the walls and ceiling like spaghetti and meatballs. I've given up caring whether or not any of it sticks. I just gotta get a few things off my chest. (Speaking of which, Jim Keltner appeared in a dream I had last night and he told me I had a flabby midsection and moobs. What a jerk! I'll never listen to his stuffs again.)

ARCHIE  BUNKER  TRIES  TO  STRAIGHTEN  OUT  "FATHER  MAJESKI  WITH  THE  BEARD"

Last weekend I stopped by the blog of "Father Majeski With The Beard" and I left the comment and links you see here...

Nice article.

Here's just my Deplorable .06 cents worth, because there's no such thing as TOO MUCH VALID INFORMATION when we're about to cast an important presidential vote, right?

The Election CAN'T Be Stolen!

The Democratic National Committee Cares Deeply About "Legalities And Ethics"!

A Stolen Election? "INCONCEIVABLE!"

Hillary Is Innocent. Then. Now. Forever!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEQvsK5w-jY

The Presstitutes Safeguarding The Election Process

But when in doubt, ALWAYS take The COMMUNIST PARTY's Voting Advice!

~ D'plorable D-FensDogG
'Loyal American Underground'


And what did the Liberal, Progressive lover of truth, justice and the American way say? Nuttin' at all. The Bearded Wonder, that intellectual giant of a eunuch, simply "HILLARIED" my comment. Yup. Rather than respond to it, he hit "DELETE". And so much for the Democrats' ballyhooed praise for Diversity and rage against Censorship. It's all a lie, just like everything else the Dumb-O-Crats say and stand for. (And needless to say, "Father Majeski With The Beard" is NOT one of those "relatively intelligent" people I referred to at the top of this page.)

Those who can't do, teach.
Those who can't debate, delete.


A week ago today, I had to wait in a 40-minute line at my polling place to cast my early vote for Donald Trump. And I did it with joy, after making the 30-something year-old asshole in front of me in the line wearing the "Hillary Is My Homegirl" T-shirt go to the restroom and turn it inside-out.

He was standing in the voting line with his fat, late-60s or early-70s aged mommy (who was in one of those mobility scooters, that I probably bought for her with my taxes). I pointed him out to a polling place monitor who promptly made him go to the restroom and turn his T-shirt inside-out. His mommy asked why he had to do that and the polling place official 'splained it to her. (Ain't that just like a Dumb-O-Crat? She's 69 or 70 years old and STILL doesn't know the rules. "Rules? We don't need no stinkin' rules! Those are for the "other" people, but not for us open-minded, non-racist, non-mean-spirited, bleeding-heart Liberals who only wanna help people everywhere.")

Well, that was one Libtard who found out he was just ahead of a real American patriot who enforced the polling place law on his cheatin', Marxist ass. He'll remember this election as the one where he cast an inside-out vote wearing an inside-out T-shirt, with Hellary's horrible face right up against his flabby chest. (Jim Keltner, THAT gay eunuch had moobs, not ME!)

I've said it before, I'll say it again: If you give a shit about this country then a vote for Trump is the OBVIOUS decision. There is no other choice. A vote for any other candidate in this election is absolutely irresponsible. If a person wants to cast a vote for "Other" because it makes them feel like they're "above it all", I say, thanks for nuttin'. (If Hellary wins, expect me to hunt you down with a raw artichoke!)

Just think of how many more babies will be aborted (MURDERED) if Hellary Clinton is elected. The nominating of Supreme Court justices is crucial, and Trump's nominees will NOT approve of Partial Birth and Late Term abortions. With Hellary, we get this mindset: Murder as many babies as you can, at any time you want, in any grisly fashion your evil heart desires.

Everyone keeps complaining about the two legitimate contenders. I don't share that view in the least! With the exception of when RON PAUL was running, I've never been so excited to vote for a candidate as I was in casting an early ballot for Donald Trump.

The 'Communist Party USA' hates Trump. So does Bill and Hillary Clinton. The Democrat party hates Trump. And the Republican party hates him, as well as the Mainstream Media, and ALL of Wall Street (aka the International Bankers, aka Corporate America). When every single person and organization that I absolutely hate HATES one candidate, then I have DEFINITELY found my candidate! 


Hated by the Commies, the Dumb-O-Crats, the Repugnantcan GOP, the Mainstream Media, and ALL of Wall Street (the REAL "Wizards Behind The Curtain"). If that's not an "OUTSIDER" then pray tell, who WOULD be? What would an "OUTSIDER" look like? What part of the Establishment, other than those parts I just named, would hate him? She-eee-esh! This ain't even Laundromat Science, sheeple!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYozWHBIf8g


So, when I cast my vote for Trump, I was asked my name and my address. I gave them that information, never even bothering to mention which unit number I live in here. And, no, they didn't bother to ask the unit number, either. Then I was told to sign next to the label with my name on it. I signed my name, and even I was genuinely shocked at how poorly my signature looked. (I think I still had a lot of adrenaline shooting through my veins after undermining the underhanded cheating of "Hillary Is My Homegirl" Boy.) 

I was sure they were going to question me about the shitty signature, which looked very little like how I normally sign my name. But, NOPE, no problem. Move along -- nuttin' to see here. I was not asked to show ANY FORM OF IDENTIFICATION WHATSOEVER! No photo I.D., no driver's license, no Social Security card, no NUTTIN'! All I needed to do was know how to spell my name, state my (not even full) address, and scribble something on a clipboard that was hardly even a reasonable facsimile of my signature. 

Gee, it would be real difficult for someone to have stolen my vote, huh? No way the Democrat Dead could vote in Nevada, folks! You can sleep well in the USA, peoples, assured that this election is safe from fraud and will be an HONEST representation of the voters' will. (In other words: We're screwed.)

Question: "Will Hellary Clinton win the 2016 Presidential election?"
Magic 8 Ball sez:  "Better Not Tell You Now"

Gee, thanks for nuttin'!

I still believe my best blog bit of this election can be found HERE.

~ Stephen T. McCarthy

8 comments:

  1. Great, entertaining blog bit. I have only two more words and an acronym:

    Jim Keltner??? WTF???

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    1. Thanks, SIXGUN BROTHER!

      Honestly, I haven't got a clue! There's no rhyme or reason to it that I can tell.

      An earlier dream had a wheel about the size of a 3 story house, and atop the wheel was a stagecoach and horses. When the driver cracked his whip, the horses would run, turning the wheel, which would then reap the wheat field.

      In the dream, I was told it was invented by a woman who was "20 years before her time" in the 1800s. I can't remember her name. She invented this machine but it was never actually assembled and sold to the public. I guess she was like a female Tesla or something.

      Dude, the reason I believe that no one I know dreams like I do is because they would be yakking about their dreams frequently.

      My dreams are weird but vivid and filled with as much detail as my waking life is. Often I'll wake up and be "reliving" my dreams all day long. They really blow my mind! These long stories that just go on and on and on and on. Ridiculously long stories absolutely filled with details, large and small.

      ~ D-FensDogG
      'Loyal American Underground'

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  2. Someone may have told you this before, but I think you should blog DAILY about your dreams. The weird ones sound as entertaining as anything being written in the blogosphere and others have substance and (I'd guess) prophecy sometimes, too. Got more time to write?

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    1. Ha!-Ha!-Ha! That name has me (LITERALLY!) laughing out loud.

      On one hand, I think that's a TERRIFIC idea. I would love to have a permanent record of my dreams, recorded while they were fresh in my mind.

      Unfortunately though, I really DON'T have more time to write. Look at how sporadic I am with this blog already.

      And secondly, I'm not sure anyone would really believe me if I DID write out my dreams in full detail. Everyone would suspect I was making that shit up because... they're just... TOO MUCH!!

      But truthfully, SixBro, so often I really can't wait to go to bed just to find out what crazy-assed story I'm going to be involved in next. Seriously, I GREATLY LOOK FORWARD TO GOING TO SLEEP JUST FOR THE DREAMS! (I'll be climbing into bed thinking: I wonder where I'll be and what's going to happen to me tonight.)

      It's like I'm living a whole bunch of lives all at once.

      ~ D-FensDogG
      'Loyal American Underground'

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  3. As you know I have a lot of crazy, weird dreams too. Some are so wacky that I am too embarrassed to reveal them. But, the strangest thing about me is the sleepwalking I do. Especially when I'm under a lot of stress. Man, some of that shit is way too crazy. Hey, how do you think those so very sophisticated Hillary supporters (sycophants)feel right now? Maybe it's all Bush's fault, huh?

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    1. Weird dreams, they're... "just a family tradition". But your sleepwalking is downright BIZARRE. Have you been doing that again lately?

      JFK's assassination? Bush's fault.
      The Kent State shootings? Bush's fault.
      The rise of Disco music? Bush's fault.
      Moosechelle Obama hugging Bush? Bush's fault.

      ~ D-FensDogG
      'Loyal American Underground'

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    2. And you can blame Bush for all the California earthquakes too. I guess it never really was San Andreas fault.

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