NOTES FROM DOGTOWN'S DOG POUND (Or, THE 21st CENTURY RULE BOOK)

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[DOG POUND NOTES are simply random thoughts, ideas, and maxims that have occurred to me. I am totally convinced of the merit of some of them. Others may merely be food-for-thought or even outright Doggy Doo-Doo. I'll let you guess as to how I categorize each of them.]
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Walking home from the grocery store just now, I saw a Black Millennial dude in his twenties carrying a white cell phone. I couldn't help thinking that, according to 'The Book Of Millennialism 101', he was guilty of two crimes:
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1) The fact that his cell phone was white made him an "Uncle Tom".
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2) The fact that he even had a cell phone made him guilty of "Cultural Appropriation". Because, let's face it, we all know that cell phones exist only because of White nerds (and probably some Asian nerds, too). 
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People who live by the 21st Century rule book, 'Millennialism 101', will also be pronounced guilty by its very statutes.
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~ Stephen T. McCarthy
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