Well, Hokey-Smoke and Git Along Little Dogies, Git Along! After about three years of controversy, Barack “USAP” Obama-Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong has FINALLY released his (supposed) authentic long-form birth certificate (presumably) proving that he really was born in Hawaii.
Within hours of its release, there were many voices howling about a “layering effect” found on the file version of the certificate displayed on the White House website.
I’m not even going to discuss this “layering” because, although I understand what is being said about it, I am not at all sufficiently knowledgeable about computer effects and photoshopping and all that stuff(s) to offer an opinion on just how suspicious this “layering” effect may or may not be. (Are "they" really so dumb as to take years to forge a document and yet present an end result that would cause any average computer user to cry “fake!” immediately? Probably not . . . but then again, I know I ought never underestimate the stupidity of Liberals.)
If this “layering” business is really highly questionable, people far more knowledgeable about it than I am will be discussing it in great detail very soon.
However, I do question one thing right out of the chute:
According to the long-form birth certificate finally released by Barack “USAP” Obama, he was born at Kapi'olani Hospital in Hawaii on August 4, 1961, and his certificate registration number is 151 – 61 – 10641. His birth was registered by the Hawaii registrar on August 8, 1961.
Susan Nordyke was born to Eleanor Nordyke at the same Hawaiian hospital the following day, August 5, 1961, and yet she was assigned birth certificate number 151 – 61 – 10637, which was registered by the Hawaii registrar on August 11, 1961.
Why is Susan’s number lower than USAP’s? Did they count backwards at Kapi’olani Hospital? Is USAP’s birth certificate a fake? Or are we to accept the other explanation offered in the story found HERE?
Sorry, but I ain’t satisfied. Now that it has been suddenly “found” and been brought out into the light of day, I want unbiased, qualified document "forensic" experts to examine USAP’s birth certificate, to hold it in their hands and then afterwards to give it a “clean bill of health” before I make the giant leap in accepting that everything about this is on the up and up.
Call me paranoid if you want, call me overly suspicious, but you see, historically there has been this massive disconnect between Marxists and the truth, so . . . yeah, you can color me skeptical. No, not “skeptical” but “Skeptical” – with a capital “S”. I ain’t prepared to assume that ANYTHING is "right" about USAP.
~ Stephen T. McCarthy
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McDogg-
ReplyDeleteLooks like I was the rightest. Or is that the least wrong?
Just yesterday I said he'd pull this out of mothballs for October 2012, and you said he would never produce on.
I guess The Donald is more annoying than either of us gave him credit for.
Funny thing is, by waiting so long, Kenya Boy was in a no-win situation.
If he produces a certificate notarized by Rocky and Bullwinkle, blessed by Andy Griffith, signed by Pat Metheny, kissed by the girl in that picture you posted a few months back, and consecrated oer the grave of your Senatorial namesake, you're still gonna think he's pulling a fast one.
Which leads me back to the question I asked last year when I posted on this:
If he has the certificate, what possible reason is there not to produce it?
So now the question becomes-if you had it Mr. Kenya, what too you so long to show it?
Yes there are "more important things to worry about," so maybe the friggin President should have shown some friggin leadership and produced the friggin forged document two years ago!
Go back to Indonesia, willya?
Now in order for Mr. McCarthy to be able to sleep nights, I will offer a suitable explanation for the numbering discrepancy.
When leaving the hospital with Susan Nordyke's certificate, the courier accelerated to 88 miles per hour, thereby activating the flux capacitor in his delivery van and arriving at the state before the courier who left the day before.
McFly
>>> . . . When leaving the hospital with Susan Nordyke's certificate, the courier accelerated to 88 miles per hour, thereby activating the flux capacitor in his delivery van and arriving at the state before the courier who left the day before.
ReplyDelete~ McFly
Ha!-Ha! Priceless!
Wanna hear something else that's (kinda) funny? I think I am more inclined to accept YOUR explanation for the numbering discrepancy than I am inclined to accept the idea that this long-form birth certificate is legitimate!
Your story just strikes me as being mo' believable!
~ D-FensDogg
'Loyal American Underground'
Now I'm suspicious too. At first I didn't put too much credence in this whole thing but the more I started hearing about it the more it started sounding feasible. But now that they've produced something I really think it's a fake.
ReplyDeleteI think this is all a bunch of diversionary hocus-pocus to draw us away from the real issues that are going on. I really think not enough people are noticing the real 800 lb gorilla in the room--Obama is a Muslim. This is one that I've believed from day one and I think there is more and more evidence that he is a Muslim with an agenda.
Maybe people should stop worrying so much about the birth certificate and get down to the real issue that is going to affect the U.S. very severely if we don't stop the drive of Islamization of the U.S. and the rest of the world. Seems like nobody wants to mention this for fear of offending someone. Well, someone's always going to be offended by something.
Lee
Tossing It Out
Duh...(no, not at you) a COLB is issued to FOREIGN_BORN people. And...oh, hell, we KNOW the guy wasn't native-born.
ReplyDeleteYou know what kills me? The people like "Wonkette" who not only say Trig Palin was born to Bristol but who also insist that EITHER WAY Todd is the father. Then who say Trig should be REMOVED from their care. THEN who say "Hey, it was a joke, don't you have a sense of humor?"
NO. I guess I don't when it comes to taking children AWAY from their parents on false charges. And who make jokes about her leaking water all over the US. Somehow I don't find that funny. At all.
Hey I finally saw Atlas Shrugged. Okay, so SOME of it I didn't quite understand, but Dagny was totally sympathetic. My daughter said Rearden was a dick and my husband said "He cheated on his wife!" but, uh, HYPOCRITE. Actually BOTH hypocrites. Ain't we all? Do we ALL live up to our standards? Apparently some people have no sense of their own selves. ALL people. Are Christians supposed to get drunk? No? HYPOCRITE. We're all hypocrites. So stop freaking judging.
ReplyDeleteANNIEE ~
ReplyDeleteI likely won't see 'Atlas Shrugged' until it's available on DVD for home rental. But I currently have it on my NetFlix queue waiting for release.
I go to a movie theatre about once every five years.
So, would you say 'Atlas' is worth seeing? Was it a letdown? If I recall correctly, you hadn't read the book, right?
~ D-FensDogg
'Loyal American Underground'