CALL ME A “HOMOPHOBE”, BUT DOGGED IF THIS DOESN’T HAVE THE RING OF TRUTH

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Hokey-Smoke! Call me a “homophobe” (I don’t care... REALLY!), but dogged if this doesn’t have the ring of truth:

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OK, look, we’ve been hearing rumors about Barack Hussein Obama’s supposed homosexuality for some years now. You know, the accusations of haters, bloggers, and who all else, yakking about the seeming absence of former girlfriends of the now-president and all that.

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I’ll admit, he has always struck me as more than a tad effeminate, but seriously, who can’t say that? I figured there was enough Marxist daddy, Kenyan homeland, stolen Social Security Card number, fake Birth Certificate skeletons in Obama's closet already to keep me occupied. And I thought that accusing him of “not-liking-girls” was maybe a little over-the-top.

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But then my brother, Nappy, pointed me in the direction of Obama’s unmanly performances on the mound. Uh, “pitcher’s mound”, I mean.

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I initially posted a video of Obama attempting to throw the first pitch at a Major League Baseball game in the 10th edition of ‘Sex, Tattoos & Violence R Us’ (here).

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OK, I’ll say it: That’s a seriously Barbie-doll-looking throw. 

And at the time, I wrote the following:

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REALLY, AMERICA?

YOU WANT 4  MO’ YEARS OF “GIRLIE-PREZ”?

In all seriousness, my Sister … throws a baseball about fifty times better than does the non-birth-certificate-havin’ p###y in the White House.  [And, no, “p###y” did NOT stand for “party”.]

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And I posted the following YouTube video:

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Raw Video: Obama Throws Out First Pitch

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-ftnSTu-CM&feature=player_embedded

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[Note: Having just gone back to YouTube to get the URL for this video, I saw where someone going by the pseudonym expos1994 commented: “This piece of shit socialist throws like a Kenyan girl.”  Best laugh of the week for me! Thank you, Expos1994!]

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But even having seen the feminine way Barack Hussein Oliar throws a baseball, I wasn’t prepared to think seriously about the rumors of his highness’s gayness.

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Now, however, that has changed. Today, the website WorldNetDaily posted an article titled ‘Trinity Church Members Reveal Obama Shocker!’. Trinity Church is the one whose principal preacher is Jeremiah Wright, whom Obama referred to as a personal “friend” and “a great leader” in a 2007 speech. Later, of course, when news leaked out about Wright’s racial radicalism, Obama threw him under the bus.

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But now we have an article that goes into much greater detail about Obama’s rumored “gayness”. I tell you the truth: I have ALWAYS guarded my credibility carefully because I have always known that once a person is shown to have publicly made an incorrect statement, it’s next to impossible for that person to ever again fully regain their credibility.

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And that’s the reason why, regardless of how outlandish some of my claims may have seemed to be at times, I have always made certain that I could back them up before ever making them public. And that’s also the reason why NO ONE has ever proven me wrong or made me look foolish in a public debate. I may seem like a “loose cannon” at times but I assure you, my every statement is carefully researched and weighed before I make it. And my track record is proof of that.

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Having said all that, I’m not prepared to state that I am absolutely certain that our President is a fag homosexual, but I will admit that the following article sure seems to have me leaning toward that conclusion. While some witnesses remain “anonymous” (even if for damned good reason), I will mentally approach this subject cautiously. But... if I had to place a bet one way or the other, I’d place my bet on the “gay way”.

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Although the (so-called) “Reverend” Jeremiah Wright does not at all strike me as the “matchmaker-for-fags” type, I must admit that my “sixth sense” tells me that the following WND article is probably far more “Wright” than Wrong. Click on the blue title below, which is a link to the original article at WND:

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WND EXCLUSIVE

TRINITY CHURCH MEMBERS REVEAL OBAMA SHOCKER!

'Matchmaker' Rev. Jeremiah Wright 'provided cover for gays'

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OK, you’ve read the article, now vote:

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President Barack Hussein Obama is:

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[ ] Communist

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[ ] Gay

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[ ] Kenyan

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[ ] Muslim

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[ ] All Of The Above

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[ ] None Of The Above

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Note: The answer “None Of The Above” will not be tabulated in the results of this poll because if you checked that, you’re a maroon, and we don’t allow the votes of maroons to skew our poll results. We recommend you try voting on the websites of ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, and/or CHRIS “Thrill Up My Leg, 'Cause I'm A Fag Too” MATTHEWS.

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~ Stephen T. McCarthy

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