HOW CAN HE CONTROL BERKELEY WHEN HE CAN'T EVEN CONTROL HIS OWN APPETITE?

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IF FAT CELLS WERE BRAIN CELLS HE WOULDN'T BE A COMMIE

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~ meme by D-FensDogG
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SHE BLINDED ME WITH FAKE SCIENCE AND 666 GENDERS TO CHOOSE FROM

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~ meme by D-FensDogG
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Yesterday, a Buddy O' Mine pointed me in the direction of the longest two minutes and thirteen seconds of "Fake Entertainment" I've ever suffered through. Other than the fact that the hard-looking, hard-to-look-at Rachel Bloom can't rap, can't sing, can't dance, and can't even kick her stumpy legs up gracefully, she's a national treasure!

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I don't think I've EVER been more embarrassed for a performer before. Everything about that dance routine screamed out "menstrual cramps in black and purple Spandex". And don't even get me started on the "message", which Bill Nye the Fake Science Guy said was "exactly the right message".
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According to Rachel Bloom's IMDb page, she attended Tisch School of the Arts in New York City for theater. Hoo-Wee! $omeone owes her $ome money back!
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In his Email, my Buddy included the remarks that Mark Dice had left in that video's comment section:
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Is this a parody of liberal insanity, or is this the liberal insanity itself, it's too hard to tell anymore.
~ Mark Dice
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Well, he's right. We've reached the point where you can't do parodies of libtardation anymore because it's already so outlandish that there's really no place to go from there. It's been a long, strange trip, but the Communists in all their various disguises have finally brought us to this destination. Writers saw this coming...
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"You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it."
~ Art Buchwald
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"As a writer I've come up against a kind of wall that is starting to exist in America, which is that... there's hardly anything left to parody. Almost anything you try to do satirically comes true within a few months."
~ Cathy Crimmins
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Seriously, it would be impossible to do a parody of Rachel Bloom's "My Sex Junk" message because it is already so over-the-top buffoonish and cartoonish that there's just no place to go with it. How could you possibly do a satirical version of this and actually make it WORSE?...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wllc5gSc-N8


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"Just do what feels right."
~ Rachel Bloom
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Proverbs 16
There is a way that seems right to a man,
But its end is the way of death.
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Proverbs 21
Every way of a man is right in his own eyes,
But the Lord weighs the hearts.
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Who you gonna listen to, Rachel Bloom or God?
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"It's your Goddamn right!"
~ Rachel Bloom
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Exodus 20:7
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.
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Who you gonna listen to, Rachel Bloom or God?
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Isn't there Something inside of you that's saying, "Everything -- EVERYTHING! -- about this video is wrong!"?
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~ Stephen T. McCarthy
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WHAT'S A NICE GUY LIKE ME DOING IN A PLACE LIKE THIS? (Or, HOME, SWEET HOME!)

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TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN 

and TO WHOEVER DON'T GIVE A CRAP:

I am currently working on an E-Ticket blog bit...
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...about Communism and Communists. In other words, a blog bit about at least half of your neighbors. Unfortunately, it's taking longer than anticipated primarily due to the medication that my doctor has prescribed for me: 355 CC's of Mad Dog 20/20 administered twice hourly.
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Still, I hope to have it completed and published here soon. ...Or at least before the Second Coming of The Heavenly Gardener who will water the flowers and uproot the weeds.

In the meantime, I'm posting this bit o' fluff to tide your impatient self over.

Below are, word-for-word, some texts I sent to a couple o' blokes yesterday:

Rode my bike to Walmart for a blood pressure tester. Decided to stop in at Dilligas Saloon for the Breakfast of Champions: Whiskey, Icky, and popcorn.
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Coolest 5-Star Dive (with a capital D) bar I've seen in a long time! Right in the middle of Reno's ghetto: 4th Street. ("Negatively 4th Street", to twist Dylan.)

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They've got "A Country Boy Can Survive" by Bocephus playing on the jukebox right now.

Unnamed Friend: I'd say that's a perfect way to lower that blood pressure.

I've been in Reno 2 years now and rode and drove by this place countless times. I always had the same thought: That looks like a dangerous place.
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And it's only half a stone's throw from the now-closed and totally infamous "Ruben's Cantina".
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Today, knowing I'd be riding my bike near Dilligas Saloon to get to Walmart, I decided to check it out. So, I put on a "Deplorables" T-shirt.
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"Proud Member Of The Basket Of Deplorables"

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And of all the rotten luck, they're playing Bocephus on the jukebox. Not a Hellary voter in the dive!!
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So I bought a round of drinks for the bar. Gotta reward that shit!
[:^)}

Unnamed Friend: Ha! That sounds like a damn good time. Us Trumpers, we're good folk (even if we're women-hating racists).

Yeah, for being the scum of the world, we ain't half bad.

Phuqin' Reno! Can't find a fight even when u look for one. Reno Sux!

I went looking for Dilligas Saloon photos on the Internet today to post on this blog bit but I couldn't find hardly any at all. It's probably Al Gore's fault.

What I did find though, was the official Dilligas Saloon website and something somewhat shocking. Apparently, by day, Dilligas is just a funky dive bar. But by night, it turns into [link:) THIS! Who-da thunk it?!

A COUNTRY BOY CAN SURVIVE -- Hank "Bocephus" Williams, Jr.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WwzYhVL5Sc


This Blog Bit Brought To You By...
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Dial 1-800-LIBETARD
[Lib-Beta-Tard, according to "Unnamed Friend".]
Operators are standing by.

~ Stephen T. McCarthy
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OL' STMcC's MORNING PRAYER

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meme by ProvDog
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Following is a prayer I wrote for myself many years ago and I used to recite it mentally each morning before even getting out of bed. I've recently felt inspired to re-memorize it and begin using it again like I once did. I would have posted this yesterday, it being Easter Sunday, but, no... that's just what you'd have expected me to do.
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Father, I present myself before You now with gratitude for the Perfect Sacrifice and Atonement of Your Sinless Son, Christ Yeshua. Blessed is He who comes in Your Name.
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Almighty, Your Kingdom come. I seek to receive only what You provide for me. Not my will be done, but Your Will be done to me and through me.
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I am Your creation. I am Your servant. I belong to You and You are my only God. I surrender my thoughts, words, and actions that I may be conformed to Your definition of a Son.
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I pray that -- like Yeshua, our Holy King -- I will reflect Your Love on all of my brothers and sisters at all times by walking in Peace through the activity of Forgiveness.
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Abba, I am willing to live to do good for people.
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Yeshua, You have been given all authority in Heaven and on Earth. Please be my Good Shepherd, protect me, and show me The Way.
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Hosanna!
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~ Stephen T. McCarthy
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WHOLLY UN-HOLY HOLEY LIBERALS

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meme by
~ D-FensDogG
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Check out my new blog @
(Link:] Stephen T. McCarthy Reviews...
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THE SAME INSUFFERABLE ARROGANCE AND INSANE EGOTISM IN ANY LANGUAGE

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Following are some excerpted passages from the book THE NAKED COMMUNIST by W. Cleon Skousen (1958)...
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Carl Schurz, who actually met Karl Marx, wrote the following about him:
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"Never have I seen any one whose manner was more insufferably arrogant. He would not give me a moment's consideration to any opinion that differed from his own. He treated with open contempt everyone who contradicted him. ... Far from winning new adherents, he repelled many who might have been inclined to support him."
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Nine or ten pages later, there's this...
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Karl Marx projected into Communism the very essence of his own nature. His resentment of political authority expressed itself in a ringing cry for universal revolution. ...
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His personal attitude toward religion, morals and competition in everyday existence led him to long for an age when men would have no religion, morals or competition in everyday existence. He wanted to live in a classless, stateless, noncompetitive society where there would be such lavish production of everything that men, by simply producing according to their apparent ability, would automatically receive a superabundance of all material needs.
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Mikhail Bakunin, who also knew Karl Marx personally, observed that...
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"Marx is egotistical to the pitch of insanity... Marx loved his own person much more than he loved his friends and apostles, and no friendship could hold water against the slightest wound to his vanity... Marx will never forgive a slight to his person. You must worship him, make an idol of him, if he is to love you in return; you must at least fear him if he is to tolerate you. He likes to surround himself with pygmies, with lackeys and flatterers."
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I'll be dogged if that doesn't remind me of someone. Does that remind YOU of anyone you're familiar with? A certain blogger perhaps?
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English: Cowardly Lion. Spanish: León Cobarde.

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~ Stephen T. McCarthy
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