THE TRUTH ABOUT TRUTH:

All truth passes through three stages.
First, it is ridiculed.
Second, it is violently opposed.
Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.



Tuesday, April 25, 2017

SHE BLINDED ME WITH FAKE SCIENCE AND 666 GENDERS TO CHOOSE FROM

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~ meme by D-FensDogG
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Yesterday, a Buddy O' Mine pointed me in the direction of the longest two minutes and thirteen seconds of "Fake Entertainment" I've ever suffered through. Other than the fact that the hard-looking, hard-to-look-at Rachel Bloom can't rap, can't sing, can't dance, and can't even kick her stumpy legs up gracefully, she's a national treasure!
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I don't think I've EVER been more embarrassed for a performer before. Everything about that dance routine screamed out "menstrual cramps in black and purple Spandex". And don't even get me started on the "message", which Bill Nye the Fake Science Guy said was "exactly the right message".
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According to Rachel Bloom's IMDb page, she attended Tisch School of the Arts in New York City for theater. Hoo-Wee! $omeone owes her $ome money back!
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In his Email, my Buddy included the remarks that Mark Dice had left in that video's comment section:
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Is this a parody of liberal insanity, or is this the liberal insanity itself, it's too hard to tell anymore.
~ Mark Dice
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Well, he's right. We've reached the point where you can't do parodies of libtardation anymore because it's already so outlandish that there's really no place to go from there. It's been a long, strange trip, but the Communists in all their various disguises have finally brought us to this destination. Writers saw this coming...
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"You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it."
~ Art Buchwald

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"As a writer I've come up against a kind of wall that is starting to exist in America, which is that... there's hardly anything left to parody. Almost anything you try to do satirically comes true within a few months."
~ Cathy Crimmins

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Seriously, it would be impossible to do a parody of Rachel Bloom's "My Sex Junk" message because it is already so over-the-top buffoonish and cartoonish that there's just no place to go with it. How could you possibly do a satirical version of this and actually make it WORSE?...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wllc5gSc-N8


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"Just do what feels right."
~ Rachel Bloom

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Proverbs 16
There is a way that seems right to a man,
But its end is the way of death.

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Proverbs 21
Every way of a man is right in his own eyes,
But the Lord weighs the hearts.

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Who you gonna listen to, Rachel Bloom or God?
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"It's your Goddamn right!"
~ Rachel Bloom
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Exodus 20:7
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.

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Who you gonna listen to, Rachel Bloom or God?
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Isn't there Something inside of you that's saying, "Everything -- EVERYTHING! -- about this video is wrong!"?
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~ Stephen T. McCarthy
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6 comments:

  1. I refuse to believe that a song composed by THE DJ Seahorse is that bad.

    "Sex how you want! It's your goddamn right!"

    Does that offer to sex anything I want cuz it feels gooood extend to children? Animals? The unliving? Asking for a creepy friend.

    In the meanwhile, I'll just leave this here (care of the 1990s).

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-RiEvuWAAAzLM8.jpg

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    1. I know, right? The legendary DJ Seahorse, one of the great entertainers of our time, has stooped to THIS? How the mighty have fallen.

      It seems Bill Nye the fake science guy made a big left turn somewhere along the road. Then again, is he holding up a picture of a chromosome or a vagina with testicles attached?

      I'll just leave this here (care of the artificial 1980s).

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2VNxmn0lNA

      I hate that song as much today as I did then.

      ~ D-FensDogG
      [Link:) Stephen T. McCarthy Reviews...

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  2. Al Bondigas here. Bill Nye is your prototypical effeminate,beta male. Is that redundant?

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    1. Yeah, I'd say that's redundant, but your rulin' is still the truth.

      ~ D-FensDogG
      [Link:) Stephen T. McCarthy Reviews...

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  3. Oh dear Lord! What kind of drugs has she been taking? I have to quietly admit that I did watch Crazy Ex-Girlfriend on Netflix a few months ago. It was like watching a train wreck. It was so bad, but I couldn't stop watching. Please tell me that I didn't subconsciously encourage her to do more!

    ~MM

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    1. Sheesh! I never saw that show, MMQE. I really don't watch TV anymore, other than what I have on DVDs. But I can take your word for the "train wreck". Not hard to believe having seen this video.

      Even if you did subconsciously encourage her, I won't hold it against ya. [;^)}

      ~ D-FensDogG
      [Link:) Stephen T. McCarthy Reviews...

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