Sunday, May 28, 2017

NEW START-UP COMPANY: INVESTORS NEEDED

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Last night I had a dream that I started a new company called LAWYERS SUING LAWYERS.
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The idea behind it was to find a vicious attack dog of a lawyer and use him to sue another lawyer. The ultimate goal of the company is to sue 75% of America's lawyers into bankruptcy. 
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See, we'll sic half of the lawyers on the other half, and when only 50% of the lawyers in the United States are still practicing, then we'll split them up and sic 25% on the other 25% until only one quarter of today's lawyers still have a dime to their name.
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In this way, we can truly MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
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What are we gonna sue all these lawyers for? Who cares? Does it matter? They're lawyers, for crying-out-loud! How hard could it be to dig up dirt on 75% of the country's lawyers? This ain't Rocket Science. Hell, it doesn't even rise to the level of Laundromat Science.
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So, who's in? We just need to scrape up enough money to sic that first lawyer on another lawyer to get the ball rolling.
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~ Stephen T. McCarthy
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POSTSCRIPT: I've told y'all before about my wild and vivid dreams. In case you were wondering -- YES! This was a real dream I had last night. It's not just a joke I've made up for this blog.
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8 comments:

  1. Al Bondigas here. "The more I think about it, old Billy was right. Let's kill all the lawyers, kill 'em tonight."

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    1. Billy be brilliant. That's why Billy be reweebered well.

      ~ D-FensDogG
      [Link:) Stephen T. McCarthy Reviews...

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    2. Sixgun McItchyfingerMay 28, 2017 at 7:57 PM

      Nice thought, but it probably won't work. So "Get Over It."

      You have better dreams than anyone I've ever known.

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    3. I didn't realize that was a quote from The Eagles' song until after Nappy told me via text.

      I do have some nice dreams. Sometimes I even have nice dreams about ice creams.

      ~ D-FensDogG
      [Link:) Stephen T. McCarthy Reviews...

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  2. Lawsuits are killing this country and its economy. I'm okay with suing for legitimates damages and losers should have to pay legal fees for all sides. Punitive damages should not be allowed and lawyers should only be allowed to collect set fees and not percentages or anything like that.

    If we can't do that then the lawyer eat lawyer idea sounds as good as any.

    Arlee Bird
    Tossing It Out

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    1. LEE, yeah this litigious society has gotten way outta control.

      I'm a little surprised that I've not yet been sued for "hate crimes" related to my blogging.

      ~ D-FensDogG
      [Link:) Stephen T. McCarthy Reviews...

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  3. That ball has probably already started rolling.
    I just found your comment on my MASH post and I commented on the comment of the comment. Is this confusing?
    Thank you. That post of yours is priceless.

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    1. Hey, BELVA, thanks for stopping by! I'm pleased you liked that old blog bit. (I thought you might.)

      I will come over to check out your comment to my comment to your comment. [:^)}

      ~ D-FensDogG
      [Link:) STMcC Presents 'BATTLE OF THE BANDS'

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