Friday, May 19, 2017

THIS IS A TEST... (Or, D: ALL OF THE ABOVE)

"This is a test. This station is conducting a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. This is only a test."











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"This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. The broadcasters of your area in voluntary cooperation with the Federal, State and local authorities have developed this system to keep you informed in the event of an emergency. If this had been an actual emergency, the Attention Signal you just heard would have been followed by official information, news or instructions. This station serves the Re(no)tard, Nevada, area. This concludes this test of the Emergency Broadcast System. You may now go back to your bottle of beer."
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~ Stephen T. McCarthy
aka D-FensDogG
Doggtor of Alcohology &
King of Inebriation Nation
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