‘THE SANDY HOOK SHOW’ ...ENCORE!

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“Bond, James Bond”; Batman; Aurora; Hurricane Sandy; ‘Sandy Hook Lingerie Party Massacre’; Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting; and “THEY Broke The Law”.

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At what point do coincidences become something else entirely? I don’t know. You’ll need to answer that yourself. I am not a big believer in coincidences. Oh, I definitely know that coincidences do occur, so I don’t like to “jump the gun” (pardon the pun).

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But I tend to be especially skeptical about coincidences when it comes to spiritual matters. If there is an ETERNAL God, and that God created EVERYTHING that has been created, then everything is somehow linked to the ONE. If my starting point of reasoning is correct (i.e., that there is an ETERNAL Creator) then my conclusion is plain enough, isn’t it? [Special Note To FAE - Coming soon in SES #11: “You cannot have an Eternal God and anything else.” To be explained soon enough.]

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I told myself I wasn’t going to spend much time investigating the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting in Connecticut on December 14, 2012 (do I really need any more reason to distrust my government?), but every time I go to YouTube and look up one video, it leads to no less than two hours of video viewing. I gotta break this addiction, damn it! (“Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in”.)

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While I’m practicing ‘Sandy Hook’ abstinence, let me share with you the highlights of what my hours of YouTube surfing unearthed earlier last week. A lot of coincidences? Maybe. YOU be the judge. Below are videos accompanied by some comments (in red) submitted to YouTube by viewers whom I do not know.

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SANDY HOOK & AURORA In BATMAN Movie!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p41_5KLhApg

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At no point in the Batman movie is the "Aurora" sign shown. That screencap is from [the James Bond movie] ‘SKYFALL’.

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Actually the southern section of Gotham City was previously named South Hinkley in ‘BATMAN BEGINS’, not Sandy Hook.

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It does seem very far-fetched but I have to admit, it is all a bit strange. Not only has the southern section of Gotham City been changed from South Hinkley to Sandy Hook and is pointed to as the strike zone, but as someone pointed out, you count the red circles and squares and there are 26... 26 people died. Then the guy who was in charge of props for the movie happens to die last year even though his injuires were supposedly non-life threatening. Something doesn't sit right.

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Well I just looked on my blue ray copy of this movie. I managed to find the "Sandy Hook" map. and YES it IS THERE! I’m kinda freaked out... I wasn’t able to find the aurora building.

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“Seven Strippers, A Deadly Hurricane, A Haunted Lighthouse, Hanky Panky, And Of Course Blood, Gore And MURDER”

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"MASSACARE"? Really? Is we exspected to beleeve that the promotur of this moovy really misspelld the word "massacre" on his moovy pose(t)ur? Or do this be mo' United Sucks Government disinfo'mation?

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"Sandy Hook Party Lingerie Massacre" (2000 = 2012)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOP87aBDHAI

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Below is the opening portion of a review of the movie ‘SANDY HOOK LINGERIE PARTY MASSACRE’ (2000) posted by Luisito Joaquín González (whoever that is) on July 20, 2012... the same date of the Aurora, Colorado, movie theatre shooting during a showing of the Batman movie ‘The Dark Knight Rises’:

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So here we have Sandy Hook Lingerie Party Massacre. Let’s say that again, SANDY HOOK LINGERIE PARTY MASSACRE! What do you think of when you see that combination of words? What’s in a title anyway? Does it have a cryptic meaning? Who is Sandy Hook? What on earth am I writing about? Let’s move on...

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Ok this is another of the many party-massacre flicks that includes the likes of: Bikini Party Massacre (Not to be confused with Bikini Girls on Ice), Bachelor Party Massacre, Rock Party Massacre, Pajama Party Massacre and the daddy of them all, Slumber Party Massacre.

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Very hard to find on any format (I picked up mine in Moscow), . . .

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Click below to see the (presumably) original review:

http://aslashabove.com/2012/07/20/sandy-hook-lingerie-party-massacre-2000-review/

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MUST see! SANDY HOOK's Stephen Barton Shot in BATMAN movie! FROM Sandy Hook!!?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eoPNyMnYaw

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Newtown Father Speaks out on Gun Laws

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqpzOSYqX3c&feature=player_embedded

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Mark Mattioli, father of one of the Newtown Sandy Hook shooting victims, testifies before a gun violence task force in Hartford, Connecticut on 1/28/2013.

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“Criminals, by definition, break the law. What we experienced in Sandy Hook, did they break the law? Of course they broke the law.”

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Pardon me for asking but, who is the “they” who broke the law? Adam Lanza and . . . who else?

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I can so well relate to the person who posted the following comment at YouTube:

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You know, sometimes I would almost trade anything to go back to not knowing or caring. Literally feels like the weight of the world on your shoulders when you know too much about what is going on, then you feel as the mad man or Cassandra when you try and share it with people. The programming is just too thick.

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Believe me, dude, I feel that same “weight of the world” on my shoulders. Wish I could shrug it off, but I can’t.

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People think Sandy Hook is a hoax: Why?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuSXZnKYOmM

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FU-UUUUU-DGE!

Was that for real? Did CNN really broadcast that edited clip? I find that hard to believe (and believe me, people, I can believe almost anything when it comes to our demonically-possessed government!)

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Someone at YouTube wrote:

CNN looks like sat. nite live show.

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No shhhhh…t!

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Hokey-Smoke! How many of you have seen the 1997 movie ‘WAG THE DOG’ starring Dustin Hoffman and Robert De Niro, and directed by Barry Levinson? I’ve seen it twice. If you’ve NEVER seen it, you should put it on your NetFlix queue and bump it up to the #1 position . . . and I mean RIGHT NOW!

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~ Stephen T. McCarthy

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OBAMA: WILL YOU KILL AMERICANS FOR ME? (TRAITOROUS TROOPS AND LITTLE PIGGIES PRACTICE)

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In my recent blog bit titled Gun Rights Vs. Gun Control (Or, Protect Your Teeth To Save Your Tongue) I related the fact that on May 10, 1994, 300 Marines at the Twenty-Nine Palms Marine Corps base were instructed by Lt. Commander Guy Cunningham to fill out a 46-question Combat Arms Survey which included a number of disturbing questions including whether or not they would follow orders to fire upon U.S. citizens who refused or resisted confiscation of firearms banned by the U.S. government.

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Some of my readers may have dismissed that as being so long ago that it’s really not relevant anymore. WRONG!

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Below, in red, are quotes related to the Gun Control controversy that were posted by various bloggers and which I’ve collected from blogs I’ve recently read here at Blogspot. Following the quotes will be a very, Very, VERY interesting video for y’all to watch. After watching the video, see if you still believe the May 10, 1994 survey administered to Marines at the Twenty-Nine Palms Marine Corps base was so long ago that it’s no longer worth thinking about. Or, does it represent a goal that Uncle Sam has been shooting for (pun intended) for a long time and which Barack Obama seems especially dedicated to at this point?

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OBAMA: WILL YOU KILL AMERICANS 

FOR ME? 
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As a society, we have shown that we can't play nicely with our gun toys, so we should have them taken away and locked up until such a point that we can show we are mature enough to handle them. Period.
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I WANT GUN CONTROL FOR CHRISTMAS.
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Are you saying that if the US takes away their guns then the US government will round up all the pro gun citizens and have them exterminated? I think not.
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People are the dysfunction, but why hold onto something we see and disdain in other parts of the world? (the brandishing of arms)
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Automatic weapons should be banned in my opinion. … The fact that so many people feel they need one is what troubles me.
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It really is time that America stopped having the 'Wild West' mentality. Check worldwide stats where there is gun control.
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 Obama to Top Brass: Will you fire on American Citizens?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzT6X3_Bg9o

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http://ofpoundsandpolitics.blogspot.com/2013/01/lets-hope-this-comes-true.html

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TRAITOROUS TROOPS AND LITTLE PIGGIES PRACTICE

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Also in my aforementioned blog bit Gun Rights Vs. Gun Control (Or, Protect Your Teeth To Save Your Tongue) I wrote the following:

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For a couple decades now, military and paramilitary exercises involving live ammunition have been conducted at night in urban areas in various states across the nation.

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I’ll bet you thought I was just bullshitting, huh? “Oh, don’t pay any attention to Stephen, he’s just one of those tinfoil hat-wearing conspiracy nut-jobs.” Is that what you thought? Well, below are some more general quotes (in red) from some of our fellow bloggers, followed by a video you really, Really, REALLY need to watch:
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In the face of the recent mass killings in your country, I think it's a little insulting to the victims to insist that you have the 'right' to own such a weapon. And to live in fear that your own government will turn against you?? sounds like a lot of paranoia to me.
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I do have a problem with people owning assault rifles. Just what are they expecting?
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Trying to defend the Second Amendment as a protection against a tyrannical Government is nonsense.
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I cannot and will not accept the premise that the government is our enemy.
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What concerns me … is the element of fear displayed by the NEED to bear arms - fear of your fellow man, but even more sinister: fear of your own government? Maybe I'm just naive, but I'm glad we don't have readily available firearms in my country.
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There is absolutely no reason that civilians should have access to assault weapons.
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There is no need for any private citizen to own an assault rifle or any weapon that has the potential of killing dozens of people in a burst of seconds.
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I dunno...I guess I don't see what this "Enemy" is or can even begin to understand why you feel so threatened.
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 Machine gun fire from military helicopters flying over downtown Miami Fl.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri9ioCbqJCU

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http://shortlittlerebel.wordpress.com/2013/01/29/black-hawk-helicopters-coordinate-w-police-to-practice-citizen-lockdown-in-miami/

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Alright, m-m-m-ove along now. Th-th-there's nothing left to see here. That's all folks. Hmmm... I like the sound of that... Th-th-th-that's all, folks!

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If you pay close attention to the lyrics in the following song, you will discover that they seem to include cloaked clues about what Uncle Sam is planning to do to We The People in the very near future:

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Helter Skelter by The Beatles lyircs

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK1IDqQjs_8

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Seriously, if I didn’t try to find a way to laugh about some of this stuffs I’d perhaps lose what's left of my mind and go Postal Piggy.

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~ Stephen T. McCarthy

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Link:

BLACK HELICOPTERS? ARMY SAYS DON'T WORRY

Military Explains Special Ops Units Doing 'Urban Training'

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SANDY HOOK SCHOOL SHOOTING: BROTHER, CAN YOU SPARE A TEARDROP? SISTER, CAN’T YOU CRY . . . FOR THE CHILDREN?

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Who is like the beast, and who is able to wage war with him?

~ Revelation 13:4 (The Holy Bible) 

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A huge portion of last Saturday I spent watching YouTube videos about the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting. I spent a good deal of last night doing the same. Hours and hours of my time have now been devoted to studying the controversy surrounding the “tragedy”.

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I sincerely hope that no children were really killed at Sandy Hook Elementary School. If in fact innocent little kids were truly murdered, then it was indeed a tragedy of heartbreaking proportions and the family and friends of the victims have my very deepest sympathy.

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However, after the hours and hours (and hours) I’ve spent looking at this infamous event, I have found no conclusive evidence whatsoever to indicate that anyone was killed at Sandy Hook. (I sure hope that’s the case!) I could be mistaken, there may be some real evidence somewhere, but I’ve yet to run across it. All the evidence I’ve found points to the concept that the entire event was staged and that the United States government has lied to us . . . again. The blatant discrepancies in Uncle Sam’s and the mainstream media’s “official” story are almost too numerous to count.

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I have also found a lot of DRY EYES when friends and family members of the “victims” discuss their loss. Is there a genuine teardrop anywhere to be found? Oh, sure, there’s a lot of pained expressions and strained voices, but not one teardrop flowing down someone’s face from a single eye. (At least not that I’ve found. If someone can show me some authentic Grade-A tears captured on film or video, I’d appreciate seeing them.)

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Below is some footage of the MULATTO MESSIAH wiping away invisible tears:

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Newtown, Connecticut Shooting: Obama Tears up in Emotional Statement – ABC News

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP1blMoveZY

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And here’s a “heroic” teacher also wiping away invisible tears:

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Connecticut Shooting: Sandy Hook Elementary Teacher Kaitlin Roig Protected Her Students

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX8V_ZWwgb4

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The now-famous Emilie Parker is probably the most recognizable child murdered by Adam Lanza (?) at the elementary school in Newtown, Connecticut. Here’s the little girl’s Aunt Garrett doing the popular “Dry-Eye Cry” :

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Emilie Parker laid to rest

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5TGTOINbs8

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What was in the white casket? A Barbie doll? A dead dog? Maybe just darkness and stale air? I’ll tell you what I DO NOT believe was in it: a little girl named Emilie Parker. If there is an Emilie, and if Emilie was in that casket, I strongly suspect “Aunt” Garrett might have done some leaking from the eyes, instead of the usual Dry-Eye Cry.

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Also, note that Jill Cottle Garrett, Emilie’s “Aunt”, apparently forgot what was in the script there for a moment when she referred to Emilie’s “big sisters”. Emilie was supposed to be the eldest of the Parker girls, remember? (Who is John Galt “Emilie Parker”?)

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Odd that even Emilie’s “Aunt” couldn’t manage to get a single tear to roll down her cheek on the day they buried poor little Emilie. We all know that many women – more emotionally-wired than most men - will cry at the drop of a daisy, but a BAD ACTRESS can’t cry even when it’s in the script!

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Did This Shooting Really Happen Or This Just Wicked Media!? The Sandy Hook Shooting Exposed

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mlszDIRZb0

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Sandy Hook Fully Exposed - OFFICIAL PART 2

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nUOBSN03TU&bpctr=1359081928

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In Part 1 Of 4 of Max Igan’s video series, he actually makes a good deal of sense. The Sandy Hook hoax is just WAY TOO OBVIOUS! (In a sense, it reminds me of Barack Obama’s long-form birth certificate which is phonier than a four dollar bill. Anyone of average intelligence and objective mind could have investigated the flaws in the Mulatto Messiah’s birth certificate and KNOWN it was fraudulent in 30 minutes or less!) Yes, I think the Wizards Behind The Curtain are deliberately mocking and goading We The American Patriots.

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However, I doubt that the Illuminati - the Wizards - really want to start a “civil war” as Igan speculates. That would be too messy and take too long. (History shows what trouble the Nazi scum had in getting complete control over lightly-armed Warsaw. Now imagine trying to get control over the United States with firearms in probably 50% of the U.S. homes!)

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But I do suspect that Igan is likely right that the Sandy Hook hoax is about trying to confiscate our firearms (they want them “by Hook or by crook”) AND it is about placing restrictions on our alternative news sources like the Internet.

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The Real Reason for Sandy Hook - An American Coup d'état – part 1/4

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QURMiTIxAos

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You had better wake-the-f##k-up, People, because ‘The Plan’ is now in “Fast And Furious” mode. When Uncle Sam resorts to a stunt like ‘Sandy Hook’, you better believe that he’s convinced his “checkmate” move is not far off. And there is no excuse for anyone being taken by surprise because it’s prophesied in ‘The Official Rule Book To Life’.

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I Am God, and there is no other; I Am God, and there is none like Me. I make known the end from the beginning, from ancient times, what is still to come. I say: My purpose will stand, and I will do all that I please.

~ Isaiah 46:9,10 (The Holy Bible)

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Who is like the beast, and who is able to wage war with him?

~ Revelation 13:4 (The Holy Bible)

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People, go to your Bibles and start studying in earnest. Learn to pray effectively, because The Time is near . . . very near!

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Something stinks in Newtown, Connecticut, and 
I’m pretty sure it ain’t burnt sulfur.

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~ Stephen T. McCarthy 

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‘IMAGINE’ BY JOHN LENIN

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John Lennon’s song ‘IMAGINE’ climbed to number 3 on the Billboard charts in 1971, and it is a staple on ‘Classic Rock’ radio stations today. I never did like it. Even when I was a teenager cramming my record collection with so many new hits of the day, and before I was really politically aware enough to understand the dippy hippie anti-Christian / 

anti-Capitalism message of Lennon’s ‘Imagine’, I didn’t like the song for another reason: I thought the melody was sleepy and super-sugary and the music sparse and boring.

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The only thing that changed for me over the years was that I became politically and religiously enlightened enough to reject the Marxist message of ‘Imagine’.

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‘Imagine’ – a slow and boring Marxist anthem. Could any piece of crap music be worse?

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It’s odd what miniscule, inconsequential details from our lives we can sometimes remember decade after decade. I still distinctly recall unwrapping a particular gift on Christmas Day, 1976, when I was 16 years old. It was from my brother Nappy (or, Napoleon, for long), and it was obviously a music album (that twelve and a quarter inch by twelve and a quarter inch flat square was always impossible to disguise with pretty paper, ribbons and bows).  The only question was: What album is it?

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I ripped away a piece of wrapping paper from the front cover of the album and a slice of blue sky was revealed to me. That was 37 years ago, but I still remember thinking this: 

Oh, no! Please don’t let it be John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’.

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I was greatly relieved to discover that brother Nappy had given me the album ‘Stormbringer’ by Deep Purple (one of my favorite bands at that time) and NOT 'Imagine' by John Lennon.

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The older I got, the less I liked John Lennon. I eventually came to realize what a bitterly unpleasant and idealistically silly man he was. In fact, he was so bitter deep inside that the bitterness even manifested in his physiognomy:

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BITTER BRITISH BOY

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In the April 8, 2002 edition of ‘The New American’ magazine, the article ‘Is It Only Rock ‘N’ Roll?’ by Steve Bonta included the following paragraph:

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Regarding ‘Imagine’, John Lennon once admitted, "the song ... is virtually a communist manifesto, even though I am not particularly a communist and I do not belong to any movement. You see, ‘Imagine’ was exactly the same message, but sugar-coated. Now, ‘Imagine’ is a big hit almost everywhere -- anti-religious, anti-nationalistic, anti-conventional, anti-capitalistic song, but because it is sugar-coated it is accepted. Now I understand what you have to do. Put your political message across with a little honey."

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It can be argued whether or not Lennon was in fact a communist. He may have preferred to publicly reject the label because of the negative impact it would have had on his sales and popularity. But one must ask: Why would someone who is “not particularly a communist” write a song that he later described as “virtually a communist manifesto”?

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At its core, Marxism is a diabolical control-the-wealth scheme, not a share-the-wealth plan. And communist or not, John Lennon was a jackass who seemed to find a way to sufficiently enough overlook the terrible atrocities that were occurring in the communist countries to put the “communist manifesto” to music. [Most probably 46 million, 689 thousand human beings murdered in Russia; 37 million, 828 thousand human beings murdered in China; 2 million, 397 thousand human beings murdered in Cambodia ...just to begin with.]

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Last week, DiscConnected posted a new installment titled ‘Redistributing The Wealth’ on his political blog BACK IN THE USSR (one of my very, very favorite political blogs). Something he wrote there gave me the idea to rewrite the lyrics to John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ and post them as a comment.

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In response to my ‘Imagine’ comment, DiscConnected wrote:

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McDogg --
I'm holding up a lighter!
Encore!

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I took that to mean my “reimagining” of Lennon’s song was a hit with DiscDude. Later, I got the idea that my rewrite of ‘Imagine’ might make a decent blog bit, and so here it is!

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In reworking the lyrics to Lennon’s song, I decided to expose the tyranny that lies behind the dippy hippie, lovey-dovey utopian lyrics. In other words, the dystopian reality hiding in the wings and waiting to step in and take over when “the world will be as one”.

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However, in reimagining the words to ‘Imagine’, I was thinking even more about the coming ‘New World Order’ than I was about the history of Communism. In his truly essential book ‘None Dare Call It Treason – 25 Years Later’, John Stormer wrote the following:

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The Communist world revolution has been largely financed from its start in 1903 until the present day by American wealth, public and private... every Communist country in the world literally has a 'Made In The U.S.A.' stamp.
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Those International Bankers who gave the world Communism actually have bigger fish to fry, and Communism was merely a stepping stone to something even much worse – the ‘New World Order’ (NWO). And if we can believe what Jesus said, when the single Global Government, or ‘New World Order’, is finally installed “there will be great tribulation, such as has not been since the beginning of the world until this time, no, nor ever shall be. And unless those days were shortened, no flesh would be saved; but for the elect’s sake those days will be shortened.” [Matthew 24:21-22]

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That is to say, the coming ‘New World Order’ is going to be even more horrendous, by far, than Communism was (is). The principal difference between Communism and the NWO is that the NWO will have a demonic spiritual component to it that purely secular Marxism lacks.

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Alright, here’s how the ex-Beatle wrote the song:

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‘IMAGINE’ by John Lennon

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Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...

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Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...

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You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

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Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...

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You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

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And now I’ll post my more accurate version of the song, but first I need to define a couple of things for some of my non-regular readers.

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The people who ordinarily read this blog are quite intelligent and highly educated with a sound knowledge of world history and the U.S. Constitution. So the following definitions are not meant for them, but for any lesser informed visitors who might stumble upon this blog bit in the future:

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The expression “pie in the sky” was originally coined by a Socialist named Joe Hill, and it basically means: Completely unrealistic expectations of a future reward or eventual positive outcome.

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One definition of the word “undone” is: “brought to destruction or ruin”. [Random House Webster’s Unabridged Dictionary]

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OK, now everybody’s ready.

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‘IMAGINE’ by John Lenin

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Imagine there's no money
It's easy if you try
No shoes below you
Above you only pie
Imagine all the sheeple
Working without pay

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Imagine there's no handguns
It isn't hard, you foo’
Nothing you could rebel with
And no freedom for you
Imagine all the sheeple
Craving milk and meat

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You may say I'm a schemer
But I'm not the only one
I know someday you'll fear us
And the world will be undone

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Imagine no possessions
‘Cept what I took from you
No need for bread or circus:
Your playing days are through
Imagine all the sheeple
Sharing all the pain

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You may say I'm a schemer
But I'm not the only one
I know someday you'll fear us
And the world will be undone

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And there you have it – the truth behind the Pop poop.

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Incidentally, if you’re not already ‘Following’ the political blog BACK IN THE USSR, I highly recommend you do so. It’s a smart examination of contemporary issues that often mixes in a good deal of humor with which to balance the bad news.

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~ Stephen T. McCarthy 

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POLL RESULTS: A MAJORITY OF PEOPLE ENJOY SEX AND THIS BLOG

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Calvin: "Well, Dad, your polls are real high this week".
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Dad: "I'm glad to hear that".

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Calvin: "Yep, those polled think you're doing a fine job as Dad".

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Calvin: "In fact, with a little push today, your political stock could reach a record high".

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Dad: "Nice try. Go help your Mom with the dishes".

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Calvin: "Ooh Dad! Suicide! Ooh! Ooh!"

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Well, as a blogger, it appears I’ve never quite committed political suicide (despite my best efforts). I’m sure I’ve ticked off a few people (like the Maroon Cartoon who has been rating my recent blog bits “Lumpy Grits” but who doesn’t have the courage to publicly debate me in the comment sections and prove me to be “un-Cap’n Crunch-like”).

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No matter, because it seems the majority of the readers of ‘Ferret-Faced Fascist Friends’ enjoy the blog.

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I can no longer recall on what date I activated the ‘Reader Satisfaction Poll’ on this blog, but I know for sure that it was no less than two years ago. I do, however, specifically remember why I decided to schedule the poll to expire on 12/21/12 at 11:59 PM. That was the last minute of the Mayan Calendar End-Of-The-World prophecy. I figured there was no reason to let the poll run beyond the time that the Earth would exist.

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Anyway, below is the final results of the poll:

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Poll closed:  12/21/2012 at 11:59 PM.

Votes: 30

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READER SATISFACTION POLL: DID YOU ENJOY THIS BLOG?

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Sure! Who wouldn't?

17 votes (56%)

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No! Stephen T. McCarthy should take a long walk on a short plank over a vat filled with angry junkyard dogs, riled Okefenokee 'gators, and irritable PMS-suffering women!

7 votes (23%)

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The voices in my head are giving me the Silent Treatment, so I’m not sure.

6 votes (20%)

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[I suggest we confiscate the guns from those six voters before doctors write them prescriptions for Effexor, Luvox, Lithium, Thorazine, Prozac and Ritalin. Just a crazy thought I had.]

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As you can see, an astounding 56% majority of the voters enjoyed this blog. (If you believe in God, pray for them. If you’re an atheist, start believing in God, and then pray for them!)

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The poll’s reference to “riled Okefenokee 'gators” was not just a croc(k) o’ crap. In fact, I was once lost in the Okefenokee Swamp with my buddy Eric, and as night fell, alligators began to converge on us for the kill.

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The ‘Okefenokee Swamp W/ Alligators’ story can be found here: GOBLINS, ‘GATORS, AND THINGS THAT GO “WHO?” IN THE NIGHT

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I like you for liking this blog. Now go kill Osama for your Mama and tell the Americonned people that a female-led Navy Seal team did the deed. (They’ll believe that. They’ll believe anything!)

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Regarding the title’s claim that a “majority of people enjoy sex” – that was merely an assumption on my part. I have no hard data to support that claim, but it probably wouldn’t be hard to come by.

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~ Stephen T. McCarthy

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