DOBERMEN & POODLE SKIRTS ~
Granted, today's barking does not include a bar that I've not been in before...
'Drunken Donuts Drive-Thru'
'C.O.P.S. - Coproaches Overseeing Police State'
'C.O.P.S. : Corrupt Officers "Protecting & Serving"
'They Can Put A Man On The Moon But They Can't Put A Man On The Moon - Part 2'
'They Can Put A Man On The Moon But They Can't Put A Man On The Moon - Part 1'
... but I figured I'd howl about 'em again, since I am the barking bar king!
Yesterday was a day off from work that got completely flushed down the toilet thanks to Airheadzona government folks.
You see, I had to report for possible jury duty. I figured at most I'd be downtown at the courthouse for two hours or three. Foolish me! I'd forgotten that this is Phoenix, Airheadzona, where everyone's slower than a Chicano cruisin' in a Chevy Impala.
|"GUILTY! Thank you, that is all."|
I, along with about 70 other poor bastards, was called in to be interviewed as a prospective juror and was shocked to learn that half of our group had been there the day earlier, and the judge and attorneys were still only in the "general questions" phase of selecting a jury!
When the question was asked, "Would anyone tend to disbelieve a police officer's testimony on the stand due to the fact that the witness was an officer of the law?" I was honest. I was also the only one to raise my hand (which indicated "Yes" to the judge). At that point, the prosecuting attorney knew for an absolute fact that he was not going to allow me to be seated on this jury.
Other than myself, there were several other prospective jurors there who will definitely be dismissed from this trial for one reason or another (i.e., law enforcement work, legal work, etc.) You'd think that the lawyers would thin out the ranks now, since some of us have a less than zero chance of sitting on this jury. Yes, that's what you'd think. Did I mention that this is in Phoenix, Airheadzona?
Then the individual interviewing process began. When they were only interviewing #14 after about an hour and a half, and there was only another hour before the close of the court's operating hours, you'd think they would allow the back half of the group to leave for the day, to get on the road before the worst rush-hour traffic began, right? Airheadzona.
Also, the process would be faster if they didn't stop for a 90-minute lunch break! Who the hell needs an hour and a half to eat lunch?
I did go to lunch at ALICE COOPERSTOWN, where I got to see a guitar owned by Eric Clapton, a bong owned by Sting, and the bra never worn by Janis Joplin.
So, nearly all of us (except for a few of those lucky bastards who got their individual interviews yesterday and were dismissed) are due to return one day next week - on one of my days off from work again, of course! - for further questioning. This means that some of these people will be on DAY THREE for this one stinking case and are STILL not on the jury or dismissed! This is unbelievable ineptitude.
Ninety-nine percent of cops give the rest a bad name. But even if I didn't automatically distrust most cops, I'd still have a hard time believing this defendant is guilty: They say he attempted to elude the police in a stolen police car. But frankly, this illegal alien doesn't look "fast" enough to elude a sleeping dog with four short legs, one eye, and a broken nose. I suspect the cops planted the stolen police car on him.
Just kidding. I made all that up because I'm not allowed to tell anyone what this prostitution-related case is about. ...Oops. ...Well, I've said too much. (...So I might as well add that I suspect the cops planted the prostitute on the man.)
It was Brother Beer Boy Bryan Bodyguard Betty (6-B) who turned me onto the following video by Law Professor James Duane. Hokey-Smoke! If this guy's mouth was a race car it would win every NASCAR-sponsored event! He can't talk fifty-five! You will watch this video if you're smarter'n an Airheadzonan:
'DON'T TALK TO THE POLICE'
James Duane is a Professor at Regent Law School
in Virginia Beach, Virginia
I have nuttin' but respect for our justice system.
AND NOW, ONE FOR THE ROAD... ER--
ONE FOR THE SPACE FLIGHT:
'WHAT HAPPENED ON THE MOON?'
Hoo-Wee! Color me "impressed" by Jack White's NASA photography analysis...
HOUSTON, WE HAS A PROBLEMS!
|MOON LANDING MY EYE!|
HAVANA HARD TIME BELIEVING
ANYTHING UNCLE S(C)AM SAYS.
~ Stephen T. McCarthy
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