SHE BLINDED ME WITH FAKE SCIENCE AND 666 GENDERS TO CHOOSE FROM

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~ meme by D-FensDogG
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Yesterday, a Buddy O' Mine pointed me in the direction of the longest two minutes and thirteen seconds of "Fake Entertainment" I've ever suffered through. Other than the fact that the hard-looking, hard-to-look-at Rachel Bloom can't rap, can't sing, can't dance, and can't even kick her stumpy legs up gracefully, she's a national treasure!

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I don't think I've EVER been more embarrassed for a performer before. Everything about that dance routine screamed out "menstrual cramps in black and purple Spandex". And don't even get me started on the "message", which Bill Nye the Fake Science Guy said was "exactly the right message".
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According to Rachel Bloom's IMDb page, she attended Tisch School of the Arts in New York City for theater. Hoo-Wee! $omeone owes her $ome money back!
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In his Email, my Buddy included the remarks that Mark Dice had left in that video's comment section:
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Is this a parody of liberal insanity, or is this the liberal insanity itself, it's too hard to tell anymore.
~ Mark Dice
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Well, he's right. We've reached the point where you can't do parodies of libtardation anymore because it's already so outlandish that there's really no place to go from there. It's been a long, strange trip, but the Communists in all their various disguises have finally brought us to this destination. Writers saw this coming...
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"You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it."
~ Art Buchwald
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"As a writer I've come up against a kind of wall that is starting to exist in America, which is that... there's hardly anything left to parody. Almost anything you try to do satirically comes true within a few months."
~ Cathy Crimmins
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Seriously, it would be impossible to do a parody of Rachel Bloom's "My Sex Junk" message because it is already so over-the-top buffoonish and cartoonish that there's just no place to go with it. How could you possibly do a satirical version of this and actually make it WORSE?...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wllc5gSc-N8


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"Just do what feels right."
~ Rachel Bloom
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Proverbs 16
There is a way that seems right to a man,
But its end is the way of death.
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Proverbs 21
Every way of a man is right in his own eyes,
But the Lord weighs the hearts.
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Who you gonna listen to, Rachel Bloom or God?
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"It's your Goddamn right!"
~ Rachel Bloom
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Exodus 20:7
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.
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Who you gonna listen to, Rachel Bloom or God?
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Isn't there Something inside of you that's saying, "Everything -- EVERYTHING! -- about this video is wrong!"?
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~ Stephen T. McCarthy
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