We hold these postmodern ideas to be forcibly and dogmatically taught, that all Women and men evolved equally (but some animals are more equal than others), that they are endowed by chance and good fortune with certain limited privileges, that among these are Life (when convenient and beneficial to the State and not in opposition to a Woman’s desire to abort it), Liberty (as defined by the Illumined Elite of the State and their authorized bureaucrats, and subject to change without advance notice) and the pursuit of Happiness (within the framework of the needs of the Global Village).
That to maintain these privileges, a Global Government shall be empowered among Women and men, deriving its Authority over the governed by any means necessary, acknowledging that the End justifies the Means.
That whenever any Form of rebellion becomes destructive of these Ends, it is the Right of the Illumined to crush and abolish it, and to punish the rebellious in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to restore Order out of Chaos. Accordingly all experience hath shewn, that humankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by organizing against and opposing the forms to which they are accustomed. Therefore, the Illumined Elite shall grant the Americonned People just enough free will to perpetuate the illusion of Liberty while governing all significant societal functions with an Iron Fist and a Steel-Toed Boot.
The history of America’s Founding Fathers and the principles in the documents they designed is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations against the establishment of an absolute One-World Tyranny by We The Elite, blessed with superior intellect and the means to activate by the process of Incrementalism the veiled machinations leading to the New World Luciferian Order. Such documents and principles must be gradually eroded piece by piece making possible an end run around national and individual sovereignty.
The Founding Fathers of these United States must be disparaged and then forgotten, having pre-conditioned those enslaved by Big Government benevolence to believe in ideals not conducive to the implementation of restrictive laws necessary to control finance, employment, travel, and population. Regrettably, some of our nonpersons still labor under unacceptable views such as a belief in Individualism, National Sovereignty and Pride. Further, they plague our Totalitarian Utopia with a mean-spirited repudiation of our most cherished principles, such as devotion to diversity which empowers multiculturalism and paves the way toward a properly sanitized, politically correct Socialistic worldview.
To We The Illumined, to We The Elite ‘Wizards Behind The Curtain’, it is self-evident that under the form of government devised by the Founding Fathers, for a long time we were bound down by the Chains of the Constitution and thereby unable to counteract and correct a defective government, defective in machinery, and defective in its Constitution and laws. But under the conditions of today the principles established by those dead White men are not only obsolete, but grotesque.
However, regrettably, even today some very small number of vermin pledge their allegiance to the archaic and unhealthy principles of the Founders as elucidated in ‘The Declaration of Independence’ and ‘The Constitution of the United States’, rather than embracing the sacred principles enshrined in the United Nations’ charter, the Humanist Manifesto, and the holy words we were blessed to receive from Saint Karl Marx. It is to these more equitable ideals we now and forever pledge our allegiance and enforce at the point of sword or shotgun. We shall have peace in our future, regardless of the number of nonpersons we must exterminate to achieve it, or the number of faces and assumed “rights” we must stamp on with our boots.
We, therefore, the Illumined and Elite of the United Socialist States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to Gaia, the Supreme Judge of the Earth, for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name of the Americonned People, solemnly publish and declare, that these Socialized States are, and of Granted Permission ought to be Free (to the limit imposed by Law) and are Interdependent States of the Global Village; that the Americonned People are forbidden all Allegiance to anyone and everything other than their Masters and the bureaucrats appointed by their Masters, and that all political connection between them and the documents of their Founding Fathers is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free (to the limit imposed by Law) and Interdependent States, they have full Power to enjoy the privileges bestowed upon them by their benevolent Big Sister, Aunt Samantha.
And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on our Power to Tax, Imprison, Wiretap, Confiscate and Exterminate, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our propaganda Media outlets, our Corporations, our Central Banks, and our fearsome reputations.