Thursday, July 4, 2013

OUR FOUNDING DOCUMENT – 21st CENTURY AMERICAN STYLE



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THE DECLARATION OF INTERDEPENDENCEJULY 4th, 2013

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for Enlightened people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with unenlightened dead White guys and their outmoded ideas about Liberty, small Government and Constitutional restrictions, and to assume among the lovers of the Earth, the interdependent and equally Socialistic station to which the Goddess Gaia entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of humankind suggests that they consider declaring the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these postmodern ideas to be forcibly and dogmatically taught, that all Women and men evolved equally (but some animals are more equal than others), that they are endowed by chance and good fortune with certain limited privileges, that among these are Life (when convenient and beneficial to the State and not in opposition to a Woman’s desire to abort it), Liberty (as defined by the Illumined Elite of the State and their authorized bureaucrats, and subject to change without advance notice) and the pursuit of Happiness (within the framework of the needs of the Global Village).

That to maintain these privileges, a Global Government shall be empowered among Women and men, deriving its Authority over the governed by any means necessary, acknowledging that the End justifies the Means.

That whenever any Form of rebellion becomes destructive of these Ends, it is the Right of the Illumined to crush and abolish it, and to punish the rebellious in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to restore Order out of Chaos. Accordingly all experience hath shewn, that humankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by organizing against and opposing the forms to which they are accustomed. Therefore, the Illumined Elite shall grant the Americonned People just enough free will to perpetuate the illusion of Liberty while governing all significant societal functions with an Iron Fist and a Steel-Toed Boot.

The history of America’s Founding Fathers and the principles in the documents they designed is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations against the establishment of an absolute One-World Tyranny by We The Elite, blessed with superior intellect and the means to activate by the process of Incrementalism the veiled machinations leading to the New World Luciferian Order. Such documents and principles must be gradually eroded piece by piece making possible an end run around national and individual sovereignty.

The Founding Fathers of these United States must be disparaged and then forgotten, having pre-conditioned those enslaved by Big Government benevolence to believe in ideals not conducive to the implementation of restrictive laws necessary to control finance, employment, travel, and population. Regrettably, some of our nonpersons still labor under unacceptable views such as a belief in Individualism, National Sovereignty and Pride. Further, they plague our Totalitarian Utopia with a mean-spirited repudiation of our most cherished principles, such as devotion to diversity which empowers multiculturalism and paves the way toward a properly sanitized, politically correct Socialistic worldview.

To We The Illumined, to We The Elite ‘Wizards Behind The Curtain’, it is self-evident that under the form of government devised by the Founding Fathers, for a long time we were bound down by the Chains of the Constitution and thereby unable to counteract and correct a defective government, defective in machinery, and defective in its Constitution and laws. But under the conditions of today the principles established by those dead White men are not only obsolete, but grotesque.

However, regrettably, even today some very small number of vermin pledge their allegiance to the archaic and unhealthy principles of the Founders as elucidated in  ‘The Declaration of Independence’ and ‘The Constitution of the United States’, rather than embracing the sacred principles enshrined in the United Nations’ charter, the Humanist Manifesto, and the holy words we were blessed to receive from Saint Karl Marx. It is to these more equitable ideals we now and forever pledge our allegiance and enforce at the point of sword or shotgun. We shall have peace in our future, regardless of the number of nonpersons we must exterminate to achieve it, or the number of faces and assumed “rights” we must stamp on with our boots.

We, therefore, the Illumined and Elite of the United Socialist States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to Gaia, the Supreme Judge of the Earth, for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name of the Americonned People, solemnly publish and declare, that these Socialized States are, and of Granted Permission ought to be Free (to the limit imposed by Law) and are Interdependent States of the Global Village; that the Americonned People are forbidden all Allegiance to anyone and everything other than their Masters and the bureaucrats appointed by their Masters, and that all political connection between them and the documents of their Founding Fathers is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free (to the limit imposed by Law) and Interdependent States, they have full Power to enjoy the privileges bestowed upon them by their benevolent Big Sister, Aunt Samantha.

And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on our Power to Tax, Imprison, Wiretap, Confiscate and Exterminate, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our propaganda Media outlets, our Corporations, our Central Banks, and our fearsome reputations.
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Friends, one of my traditions is to fully read my copy of ‘The Declaration Of Independence’ each Fourth of July. I acquired my replica of that great document at the replica of Independence Hall at Knott’s Berry Farm on January 22, 2001.
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After reading ‘The Declaration Of Independence’ this year, I decided to reinterpret that great document for our (post)modern times. The above reinterpretation of our founding document is my off-the-cuff and on-the-fly concept of how our Masters today – primarily International Bankers and their ‘New World Order’ political and mainstream media cronies – would rewrite the ‘Declaration’ for the world to see... if they had the guts to let their agenda all hang out.

If I missed any important points, please do feel free to mention them in the Comment Section below.

~ Stephen T. McCarthy

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21 comments:

  1. Well Mr. McCarthy you certainly have outdone yourself with this ‘Holiday Special’. Even for you, I find it hard to believe that this was completely off –the-cuff and on-the-fly, it’s such a well thought out alteration.

    My favorite line: ‘Therefore, the Illuminated elite shall grant the Americonned People just enough free will to perpetuate the ILLUSION OF LIBERTY while governing all significant societal functions with an Iron Fist and a Steel-Toed Boot.’

    Seems to be the Americonned peopled have been living under the Illusion of Liberty for quite a long time now already, BUT apparently they like it that way, or are too stooped to know the difference. (Sorry, that was probably unkind, but then you know me.) I wonder how many of them would even detect this as a counterfeit.

    You better be careful, the Illuminated Elite just might draft you as their favorite script writer should they ever decide to let their ‘agenda all hang out’. They seem to become more bold every day.

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    1. FAE (Or, NITRO WILBURY BABSKIDDO) ~
      Thanks so much for the kind words! And a Happy Fourth O' July to ya.

      Truthfully, I had no intention of posting ANYTHING today. But it was one of those inexplicable circumstances (as I mentioned to you some time ago) where I woke up with an idea already bouncing around in my mind. I don't know where the idea came from, but as I was waking up this morning I found myself thinking about the first paragraph of 'The Declaration' and how it might be altered in accordance with the New World Order.

      Then later, after reading my replica of 'The Declaration' (as I usually do on July 4th), I decided to give it a try. I went to a website, copied 'The Declaration', and then started reading through it again, this time changing words and sentences "off-the-cuff and on-the-fly".

      I wasn't really sure I could make this work, but I figured I'd run with it as long as I could and as soon as it became a struggle, I'd just drop the whole idea and... I don't know... drink a beer and fuhgeddaboudit.

      Only it never did become a struggle; I breezed right through it, scarcely even having to think about it... which clearly indicates that I have spent WAY TOO MANY years of my life studying this crapola!

      But I'm really glad you appreciated it. I think my favorite bit is where I twisted "Big Brother, Uncle Sam" into "Big Sister, Aunt Samantha" (it's a complex family). Either that or the final paragraph.

      I actually tossed in a number of references that most readers won't even recognize. The nods to George Orwell's 'Animal Farm' and '1984' are fairly obvious, but I also included altered versions of some REAL quotes from New World Order elitists (e.g., Edward Mandell House and Richard Gardner).

      Thanks for reading and commenting. (The FIRST to comment, in fact. Whoa!)

      ~ D-FensDogg
      'Loyal American Underground'

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    2. FAE (Or, N.W.B.) ~
      I just now reread my blog bit and was reminded that a few more "REAL" references I sneaked into it originated with George H. W. Bush, the United Nations' charter, Freemasonry, and - believe it or not - the movie 'The Life And Times Of Judge Roy Bean' starring Paul Newman.

      The stuffs that spills outta my mind is like a melting pot of... stuffs.

      I really NEED a vacation from The Life And Times Of... Me.

      ~ D-FensDogg
      'Loyal American Underground'

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    3. Well, like I said earlier, you truly outdid yourself here. 'Judge Roy Bean', that went right over my head, but then I don't know that one so well

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    4. FAE ~
      I'm truly grateful.

      As for the 'Judge Roy Bean' reference, the movie contains the following dialogue:

      "Tell them it's going to be a new place. It's going to be a nice place to live. I'm the new judge. There's going to be law, there's going to be order, progress, civilization, and peace. Above all, peace. And I don't care who I have to kill to get it."
      ~ Paul Newman (as Judge Roy Bean)

      And it was that funny lunacy I had in mind when I put the following in this 'Declaration Of Interdependence':

      "We shall have peace in our future, regardless of the number of nonpersons we must exterminate to achieve it..."

      One other REAL reference I neglected to mention pertained to Thomas Jefferson, which was totally appropriate since Jefferson is credited with having penned 'The Declaration Of Independence':

      "In questions of power, then, let no more be heard of confidence in man, but bind him down from mischief by the chains of the Constitution."
      ~ Thomas Jefferson

      You'll find I slyly alluded to that statement in this blog bit.

      Of course Jefferson wrote 'The Declaration' but he was significantly inspired by the work of my favorite of the Founding Fathers, Mr. George Mason.

      Yak Later, Friend...

      ~ D-FensDogg
      'Loyal American Underground'

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  2. What lovely fun! Let me make a few points, then suggest a bill of rights.

    -Use of Gaia: Are you sure we want to have ANY religion? Unless of course this is a government that no longer cares if it steps on the fools who got it there; if so, then this and the "new World Luciferian Order" are both Okay.

    -Women with a capital, men without: Nice touch.

    -The iron fist and Steel-toed boot- Americanization of hammer and sickle?

    -"restrictive laws necessary to control Finance, etc."- should not at least the category "faith" (note, NOT religion) be added? I thought about "reproduction" too, but that might be covered in population.

    -Holy words... of St. Karl Marx"; same concern as above about adding religion to the document. "Sacred" would get across the same idea as "holy" with a more secular spin, as would "revered" rather than "Saint." Again, if this government is actually ready to drop the pretense, you can ignore this.

    And now, a Bill of Rights (sorry, I could only come up with 7).

    1.The right to expensive, non-fossil fuel to power all mechanical items shall not be curtailed by the Government.

    2. The right to vote shall not be restricted by artificial barriers such as citizenship or registration, or the likes thereof.

    3. The right to use alternate means of livelihood other than physical labor, such as mooching, welfare, drug-selling, and non-violent or violent criminal activities, shall not be restricted by the Government.

    4.The right of any Woman ( or equivalent in same-gender relationship) to release a hard-working, majority male husband for a minority, a Woman (or same-sex equivalent), or a mate more willing to follow amendment #3, shall not be abridged by the Government.

    5. The right to place secular, non-religious signage and/or monuments in religious buildings and area shall not be abridged by the Government.

    6. The right to forfeit one's work paycheck for free, randomly applied health care shall not be abridged by the Government.
    -Clause A. The right to forfeit only applies to those employed in gaining sustenance by actual physical labor. Those who are using the alternate methods established in Amendment #3 shall have their forfeit waived.

    7. The right to bear arms for anyone using the alternate means of sustenance established in Amendment #3 shall not be abridged.
    -clause B: Those who avail themselves of actual physical labor shall have this right waived in order to protect the established guidelines of Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness.

    Okay, disengage tongue from cheek, return blog to original author.

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    1. BROTHER MARTIN ~
      I'm pleased you enjoyed it, my friend!

      I was playing fast and loose with the entire text; it truly was improvised on the spot, nearly stream-of-consciousness (except when I paused to look up a few genuine quotes which I could have only approximated otherwise). So, honestly, very little thought went into this; I was just letting the ideas flow freely from a mind steeped in this sh!t for two decades.

      I wasn't attempting to carefully craft a document that the New World Order could be founded upon. "THEY" have already done that.

      >>... -Use of Gaia: Are you sure we want to have ANY religion?

      Yes, we need a Global Religion. Let's not forget that The Bible's 'Revelation' tells us there is a 'False Prophet' who supports 'The Beast' (and ultimately ends up in the same warm place).

      I went with Gaia because it covers both the "Green" movement (Marxism in disguise) and "Feminism" (Marxism in disguise).

      Not sure if you ever read my 2-part F-FFF blog bit titled "Womanolatry And The Beast", based principally on E.W. Bullinger's massive book 'Commentary On Revelation', but some of Bullinger’s ideas were playing in my mind when I selected that bitch Gaia to be the goddess of 'The Declaration Of Interdependence'

      >>... -Women with a capital, men without: Nice touch.

      Ha! Thanks! I’m pleased you caught that.

      >>... -The iron fist and Steel-toed boot- Americanization of hammer and sickle?

      Ahh, that’s GOOD! I hadn’t even thought it out that intricately, but I like your interpretation of that.

      >>... -"restrictive laws necessary to control Finance, etc."- should not at least the category "faith" (note, NOT religion) be added?

      Yes. I overlooked that component in that sentence. As I said, I was just writing this thing in an almost stream-of-consciousness way, so I admit there’s a great deal of sloppiness. But you’re entirely right, “Faith” should have been included there.

      >>... I thought about "reproduction" too, but that might be covered in population.

      Yes, definitely so.

      >>... "Sacred" would get across the same idea as "holy" with a more secular spin, as would "revered" rather than "Saint."

      Good points. I agree. Of course ‘The Beast’ is going to be a demonic counterfeit of Christ, and as such will undoubtedly require people to speak of him as being “holy” (the ‘False Prophet’ too), so I think “holy” and “saint” work well enough there. But for the purposes of this ‘Declaration’, I believe your more “secular” spin would have been preferable.

      >>... And now, a Bill of Rights (sorry, I could only come up with 7).

      Man, your Bill Of Rights was GREAT! Loved it! (Had I known in advance that I was going to post this, and had I known how many good ideas you’d have to offer, I would have suggested we collaborate on this one.)

      As I was working on ‘The New World Order Declaration Of Interdependence’, I really wanted to slip in something pertaining to Illegal Immigration, but in altering the REAL ‘Declaration’, no opportunities seemed to present themselves to my mind. But you covered it nicely in the Second plank of your ‘Bill Of Rights’.

      Thanks for the EXCELLENT comment, Brother Martin!

      ~ D-FensDogg
      ‘Loyal American Underground’

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  3. You forgot to mention that Aunt Samantha is a transgender bisexual.

    Sadly, this does not seem too far off...

    Happy 4th,

    LC

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    1. Oh, c'mon, man! I thought that was so obvious that it went without saying. (Ha! Good one, DiscDude.)

      ~ D-FensDogg
      'Loyal American Underground'

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    2. Damn it! I had it written down to mention "Aunt Samantha" and forgot it!

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    3. Well, not to worry. You picked me up when I failed to find a way to praise Illegal Immigration in my document. My readers are genuine Constitutional Patriots, and so one way or another it will all get adequately covered.

      This blog bit and the comment exchanges it inspired was the closest I got to fireworks yesterday. For me, the 4th of July ain't like it used to be.

      ~ D-FensDogg
      'Loyal American Underground'

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  4. I would add something, but I have NOTHING. Your piece, plus the comments are *excellent.* I mean that in a morbid, evil, and disturbed sort of way... naturally.

    I also dedicated something to you this week on the HERE'S TO YOU post. Hope you like it:)

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    1. Naturally.

      Thanks, ROBIN.

      I was about to reply when my Brother called me away to watch an episode of 'KUNG FU', and who can say "No" to that?

      I'll be over there soon...

      ~ D-FensDogg
      'Loyal American Underground'

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  5. Your stream of consciousness turned out to be whitewater. Great job! Too uncomfortably close to ringing true.

    Did you ever get around to watching that movie I told you about? I'm too lazy to pull it out to remind myself of the title right now, but it's the one where the veteran leads the fight in his home town to buck local laws and return to a traditional celebration of Christmas. If you need a shot of feel-good patriotism, this movie oughta do it for ya. (If you haven't seen it and are interested, I'll get the title to you next time around.)

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    1. SUSAN ~
      Thank you. Yes, actually, it IS TRUE, only they won't say it quite so loud and boldly, so I did it for them. (But they HAVE openly admitted all this stuff, sometimes even in mainstream magazines. They know We The People are not going to stop them at this point.)

      I DID get that movie from NetFlix and watched it, but now I can't remember the title either. I definitely liked and agreed with the message, and overall I thought it was pretty good, despite being low-budget and having an almost 'Hallmark After-School Special' feel at times.

      I really liked the scene when the "Old Hippie" dude [Wink!-Wink! An Angel or Jesus Himself?] in the next jail cell gave the main character his transistor radio to listen in on.

      I kinda wish the "Old Hippie" dude hadn't shown up again later in the crowd. I preferred the "Ooh! Mysterious!" way they portrayed that bit, but then kinda overplayed it by having "Old Hippie" show up again later.

      But, anyway, it was a good recommendation that my Brother and I both enjoyed watching.

      That's what we need, is for more people to really take a stand, consequences be damned.

      ~ D-FensDogg
      'Loyal American Underground'

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  6. This is great! I just got to check back at THE blog after being away for over a week. What a treat!!!

    I know you wrote this blog bit for your own pleasure and for all seven of us readers... but I cannot help feeling it has a special significance for me. Like you, I am rather fond of the original.

    I would like you to consider which 56 people you think would sign such a document, and let me (or us) know. I suggest not limiting yourself to just contemporary times, but go back as far as you like. (Lincoln may be as far as necessary... don't know what you'll decide.) Some are obvious, but when you get past the first 20 you may find it difficult to choose one conniving, evil asshole over another.

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    1. Hey, thanks, SHEBOYGANBROTHER SIX.

      Between CW Martin's addition of a 'Bill Of Rights' and your suggestion that I add 56 signers to 'The Declaration Of Interdependence', this blog bit has turned into something better and cooler than I'd ever imagined.

      That's a major assignment, some serious homework, but I'll see what I can come up with. This will probably take me quite a few days, maybe close to a week, if I'm going to give it much thought.

      And I'm afraid a number of the names I come up with will probably be unfamiliar to many readers. I will go back into time for this and up to our current day, as you suggested.

      Certainly there are some conspirators I myself am unfamiliar with, but I'll focus on names I know. Also, in some cases where multiple generations of one family is involved, I will focus only on two or three of the most prominently known.

      How about you draw up a list as well - not necessarily a full 56, unless you want to - and we'll maybe compare lists later and combine both our contributions to settle on a final 56?

      I'll give this some thought over the next several days. Neat idea, Mr. Six!

      ~ D-FensDogg
      'Loyal American Underground'

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    2. Nothing to add, but I do want to see that list, so I came back for the clicky thing.

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  7. SHEBOYGANBOY SIX ~
    I had a thought which resulted in a question. You wrote:

    >>... go back as far as you like. (Lincoln may be as far as necessary...)

    My first thought was that I'd be going back much further than Lincoln. But then it occurred to me that maybe, since this was a take-off on 'The Declaration Of Independence', the founding document of the United States, you intended for me to limit myself to Americans when coming up with 56 signers. That changes things quite a bit.

    Is that the question then? What 56 Americans do I think would sign this 'Declaration'? Or what 56 persons regardless of nationality?

    ~ D-FensDogg
    'Loyal American Underground'

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  8. You are definitely more patriotic than I, fellow beer brother. While you read the Declaration of Independence each year (and even post your own mocking version of how things really are now, which was both hilarious and clever) I just drink a few beers with friends and family and try to ignore the state of things, at least just for this weekend.

    As I replied to someone who commented on our blog (about us saying 'Happy 4th of July!' instead of 'Happy Independence Day!'), I don't feel a whole lot of "independence" these days, so I can't bring myself to call it Independence Day. I simply say "Yep, Happy 4th of July. Now pass the beer." Because things sure ain't like they used to be, but I will never pass up a good beer with friends and family.

    Also, regarding that last comment from your previous post, I might very well be uncooler than yourself, based on the fact that I had no idea who either of those rappers were. I'm about as good with rap as Aunt Samantha is with running this country.

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    1. BEER BROTHER B ~
      So earlier today I was trying decide which beer to have with my provolone, tomato, and red onion sandwich. Do I go with the Alaskan Brewing Co.'s 'Smoked Porter' or the Camelback 'India Pale Ale'?

      I simply couldn't decide. So I finally made the only logical decision there was to make. And I know I don't have to tell you what THAT was.

      Glad you liked my updated version of 'The Declaration'.

      >>... As I replied to someone who commented on our blog (about us saying 'Happy 4th of July!' instead of 'Happy Independence Day!'), I don't feel a whole lot of "independence" these days

      Yep, I saw that there. Fairly often I will return to your posts once or twice just to see what comments were left after mine and how you responded to 'em.

      As for the rappers in 'THE OBAMA DECEPTION' documentary, I didn't actually recognize the names of either of them. However, the movie stated that the second one interviewed, "Professor Griff", was a founder of the Rap group 'Public Enemy'. And though I'd never heard of Griff, I could at least say that I had come across the name Public Enemy.

      I know my Rappers about as well as I know my Speed Metal groups. Which is to say that I don't know them at all. Occasionally though I actually remember a name I've heard, like Public Enemy or Metallica.

      My time of "Coolness" passed a long time ago. Now I'm just a curmudgeonly old guy who spends a lot of time dwelling on "the good ol' daze".

      ~ D-FensDogg
      'Loyal American Underground'

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